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Not that batman is even good but just tried watching "The Batman" (2022) and they made commissioner Gordon into nigger Gordon.

submitted by titstitstits to Rants 5 monthsDec 25, 2024 02:17:28 ago (+6/-0)     (screenrant.com)

https://screenrant.com/the-batman-jeffrey-wright-best-jim-gordon/

As though I want to give a shit about batman or superhero movies in general. This shit will turn against them, I promise you. I know half of you don't like AI but realize in the not too distant future Hollywood will be irrelevant and skin color in movies will be 100% user choice.

But in the meantime I would like to recommend, for the third time, Secret Level. It's basically nonstop action sequences with a little twilight zone sprinkled in. The first episode does have a black dwarf which pisses me off but if you can give that a pass it's 10/10.

As for me, I will go back to not watching batman for the rest of my life. Oh btw - "i am vengence" queue stock batman fight sequence #8272. Real vengeance would be brutal. Plus it's already in this fictional reality where 1 guy beats up 10 henchmen at once who all wait patiently in line to get punched in the face. If you're gonna make it fictional at least make it fun to watch. Again, this is why I recommend the Warhammer episode of Secret Level. Thats badassery.


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[ - ] Sal_180 -2 points 5 monthsDec 25, 2024 03:51:55 ago (+0/-2)

If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, is a conservative offended? Fuck yes.

[ - ] HatefulHomelessMan 1 point 5 monthsDec 25, 2024 03:25:36 ago (+1/-0)

I just looked up Secret Level. Looks like it's good quality and I'll give it a try. Thanks for the suggestion.

I haven't watched any marvel super hero movies past Avengers Endgame and from what I've heard I'm glad I didn't waste my time. I don't watch DC movies at all.

[ - ] dulcima 1 point 5 monthsDec 25, 2024 03:41:44 ago (+1/-0)

Just looked up Secret Level. It might be good (I'll take your word for it) but I'm not a gamer and am not the slightest bit interested in that stuff and never have been.

Nor am I interested in super heroes or comics or any of that shit.

[ - ] ShortbusAlcoholic 1 point 5 monthsDec 25, 2024 08:17:44 ago (+1/-0)

I've watched the whole series. They are all stand-alone stories. So you can watch them in whatever order and skip the ones that are too Chinese-themed, have too many niggers, or if you're just looking for the ones with cool action scenes. Episode 5 is my favorite simply because I like the ultra-violence of Warhammer 40k.

[ - ] HatefulHomelessMan 1 point 5 monthsDec 25, 2024 04:18:21 ago (+1/-0)*

I just finished episode 4 of Secret Level. So far so good. Episode 5 is the WarHammer 40k one. I fucking love chainswords. The animators actually seem to do a good job at Astartes combat against baseline humans. I really appreciate the badassness of the 40k episode despite the nigger ultramarine. At least it ain't a gay black female yet.

[ - ] ShortbusAlcoholic 0 points 5 monthsDec 25, 2024 08:12:17 ago (+0/-0)

Skip episode 15 if you want to avoid watching a gay black female. Or just watch the first 10 seconds when she commits theft during her job