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New digital Id ad just came out

submitted by Gowithit to ClownWorld 4 monthsDec 26, 2024 08:07:13 ago (+16/-0)     (ClownWorld)

All praise the Elon Musk approved One World One ID One Login

https://files.catbox.moe/byw0vx.mp4

https://files.catbox.moe/02zz6m.png



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[ - ] deleted 11 points 4 monthsDec 26, 2024 08:21:04 ago (+11/-0)

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[ - ] Gowithit [op] 4 points 4 monthsDec 26, 2024 08:26:19 ago (+4/-0)

The very one!

[ - ] inaminit 8 points 4 monthsDec 26, 2024 09:23:04 ago (+9/-1)

First world Hamplanet problems... They should make her fat ass run around the block twice before log in.

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 4 monthsDec 27, 2024 09:30:41 ago (+2/-0)

Or keep at a steady pace on a treadmill to keep internet connectivity while maintaining its tiktok log on.

Drop below a certain speed it gets logged off until speeds are maintained.

[ - ] dingbat 0 points 4 monthsDec 26, 2024 11:45:56 ago (+1/-1)

šŸ˜‚

[ - ] Ragnar 5 points 4 monthsDec 26, 2024 10:08:56 ago (+5/-0)

It’s always fat ugly people or absolute NPCs that are always saying they don’t care if they are monitored or hacked. ā€œI hAvE nOtHĆ®Ng to hÄ®Deā€ 🤪
Fucking retards need culling

[ - ] Gowithit [op] 3 points 4 monthsDec 26, 2024 10:24:57 ago (+3/-0)

Wait until those retards figure out its not about them but what they will be allowed to see,do or say.

You'll be waiting for awhile.

[ - ] iSnark 0 points 4 monthsDec 28, 2024 17:33:55 ago (+0/-0)

Well, she obviously doesn't have any issues "logging into" an entire bag of potato Chips or a box of Ding-Dongs!

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 3 points 4 monthsDec 26, 2024 11:36:14 ago (+4/-1)

McDonald's should stop her from logging into the drive-thru

[ - ] x0x7 3 points 4 monthsDec 26, 2024 09:12:31 ago (+4/-1)

Her browser is attempting to keep her safe in spite of her preferences. And like most modern shitware they hide the config far far away from where someone like her would find it.

She has no idea that there are cookie clearing preferences. She might not even know what a cookie is. Inviting people who don't understand their software to the internet was a mistake.

[ - ] Gowithit [op] 8 points 4 monthsDec 26, 2024 09:19:14 ago (+8/-0)

Last thing anyone needs to be telling her is to clear the cookies. j/k

but no its an ad pure and simple the comments are atrocious" Yes please somebody do something about this" even calling on Elon himself to create some "one" solution for the inconvenience of having to do passwords.

[ - ] x0x7 5 points 4 monthsDec 26, 2024 10:04:58 ago (+5/-0)

Though to be fair, passwords are stupid. Everything should be keys. Imagine sharing something sensitive with a site with the assumption they will handle the data properly, and then doing that for every site on the internet. We have like 30 different cryptographic concepts that can be retro-fitted to solving that problem better. We should pick one and be done with it.

And we should do it fast because we'd prefer a self-custody solution. But the big companies would like a central custodial solution. If they admit the problem with passwords before us and solve the problem of passwords before us we are going to end up with their solution.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 4 monthsDec 27, 2024 09:35:22 ago (+1/-0)

Create the problem be the solution.

One World Government "We're here to help you understand why it's in your best interest to let us help you."

[ - ] ruck_feddit 4 points 4 monthsDec 26, 2024 15:19:20 ago (+4/-0)

She might not even know what a cookie is.

I'll take things this bitch has never heard for $1000, Alex.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 4 monthsDec 27, 2024 09:36:15 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 4 monthsDec 27, 2024 09:33:00 ago (+2/-0)

She nows how to navigate tiktok like a pro but gets confused when having to find the flashlight option on its phone.

[ - ] rage 1 point 4 monthsDec 26, 2024 11:20:41 ago (+1/-0)

Normies ruined the Internet. All we had to do was maintain a high level of technical affluence required to use the tool. Instead, we dumbed down the tool for the low IQ useless eaters.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 4 monthsDec 27, 2024 09:37:51 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Kozel 0 points 4 monthsDec 26, 2024 15:08:52 ago (+0/-0)

This guy started at a place, and something wasn't working, and I told him to try a private window. He got mad at me and said nobody knows what the fuck a private window is and hes done this for so long hes never heard of it.

Had some girls at another place, their vendor website gays out sometimes and they can clear cookies or open private window or wait. Teach them to open private window and explain how server errors explain exactly what the problem is. One week later bossman is on CC that I still haven't fixed their computer because the server error is happening.

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 1 point 4 monthsDec 26, 2024 09:19:43 ago (+2/-1)

You mean Elon Musk the democrat? What do people expect from progressive Democrats? Grifters glomming on to the next latest thing so they can continue to have power over you.

[ - ] duke_cannon 0 points 4 monthsDec 26, 2024 10:54:45 ago (+1/-1)

Fat girl mad