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Fucking movies that make you dumber for watching them

submitted by TheOriginal1Icemonkey to whatever 4 monthsDec 30, 2024 01:32:08 ago (+16/-0)     (whatever)

Just watched Anchor Man for the first time. I know….
I’m much dumber for it.
I want my time back
I want my $2 back from Amazon.


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[ - ] PenisEnvy 1 point 4 monthsDec 30, 2024 13:15:53 ago (+1/-0)

Captain Marvel y'all is the shitfest among pajeets. Wife wanted to watch it and I made her watch the entire thing for bringing such amber turd cunting to never suggest a movie again.

[ - ] beece 1 point 4 monthsDec 30, 2024 12:12:59 ago (+1/-0)

John Wick will make ya dumber. Love Keanau, but that shit sucks.

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 1 point 4 monthsDec 30, 2024 09:34:07 ago (+1/-0)

Will Ferrell is awful, and he's made some awful movies with the otherwise very talented John C. Reilly. I recommend "Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story" if you want to watch a funny, intelligent movie. It's a parody of every movie where a famous musician or songwriter has a hard life due to his inner demons, with strong overtones of "Walk the Line".

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 0 points 4 monthsDec 30, 2024 17:08:44 ago (+0/-0)

Wouldn’t you have to have seen all the movies it’s parodying in order to understand the plot?

[ - ] GrayDragon 1 point 4 monthsDec 30, 2024 05:44:05 ago (+2/-1)

I watched "Manos: Hands of Fate" just because it is considered the worst professional movie ever. It did not let me down.

[ - ] clymer 2 points 4 monthsDec 30, 2024 05:00:00 ago (+2/-0)

"The bears! They can smell the menstruation!"

-or-

"60% of the time, it works ..every time."

[ - ] Merlynn 3 points 4 monthsDec 30, 2024 03:40:00 ago (+3/-0)

Funny thing about Anchor Man. The ending,they basically explain how news was sensationalised and turned more into entertainment than informative news. The whole movie's a damning look at modern TV news.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 0 points 4 monthsDec 30, 2024 17:09:47 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah, but we already knew all this. I guess it’s a red pill for the rubes?

[ - ] Merlynn 1 point 4 monthsDec 30, 2024 17:11:28 ago (+1/-0)

It's a red pill for anyone who realizes they aren't joking.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 0 points 4 monthsDec 30, 2024 17:15:13 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah, I guess.

[ - ] deleted 4 points 4 monthsDec 30, 2024 02:52:38 ago (+4/-0)

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[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 0 points 4 monthsDec 30, 2024 09:34:24 ago (+0/-0)

You got that right.

[ - ] namefagsrgay 0 points 4 monthsDec 30, 2024 13:29:05 ago (+0/-0)

Yandex is full of scammers and pajeets. Use .torrent like a proper white man.

[ - ] King_Leopold_II 2 points 4 monthsDec 30, 2024 02:25:16 ago (+2/-0)

Anchor Man is weird for me.

The first time I watched it, I did not care for it, at all.

2nd time+ o really enjoyed it (think of me as you well)

Since seeing Ferrell (sus name tbh) eating a human cake I’ve avoided it since. Don’t know how it make me feel.

My 2 cents.

[ - ] CHIRO 4 points 4 monthsDec 30, 2024 02:00:16 ago (+4/-0)

Not sure on your age, Ice. I saw that movie for the first time when I was like 17. At the time, I thought it was the funniest movie I'd ever seen. Today, it still has a bit of a nostalgia factor for me, and I can appreciate the humor, but I know if today was the first time I'd seen it, I probably wouldn't have liked it.

I thought Anchor Man and Talladega Nights were good, but I didn't really enjoy anything else Will did after that. He was pretty much just playing the same guy in all of his movies.

I'll take one back, though. Step Brothers was good.

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 2 points 4 monthsDec 30, 2024 09:36:40 ago (+2/-0)

He was pretty much just playing the same guy in all of his movies.

If you think that one character is funny, you'll like Will Ferrell movies. I personally don't think he's funny, but that's my own preference. Those movies did have some good lines and some good scenes, though, but overall, it's Will Ferrell playing Will Ferrell's one character.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 1 point 4 monthsDec 30, 2024 17:11:26 ago (+1/-0)

I’m 54. I love Talladega Nights. I own a dvd copy and have seen it many times.

[ - ] Conspirologist -2 points 4 monthsDec 30, 2024 01:52:37 ago (+0/-2)

It's the absurdist genre of comedy. Absurdism in media started in 1950s-1960s.

[ - ] King_Leopold_II 4 points 4 monthsDec 30, 2024 02:27:57 ago (+4/-0)

Do you use your phone on the toilet, aka street, or do you just shit on the street in peace?

[ - ] uvulectomy 5 points 4 monthsDec 30, 2024 03:04:36 ago (+5/-0)

He shits in everyone's thread instead.

[ - ] Trope 2 points 4 monthsDec 30, 2024 01:42:31 ago (+2/-0)

I remember laughing at the part where he is running and says milk was a bad choice. Definitely wouldn’t watch it again.

If you want a stupid movie worth a few laughs, check out Year One.

[ - ] Shitcreek 16 points 4 monthsDec 30, 2024 01:33:55 ago (+16/-0)

That's any Will Ferrell movie, he's a fucking awful actor.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 5 points 4 monthsDec 30, 2024 01:37:44 ago (+6/-1)

I love the Ricky Bobby movie. Otherwise, he’s a dolt.

[ - ] Shitcreek 4 points 4 monthsDec 30, 2024 01:39:38 ago (+4/-0)

Talladega nights was funny because I'm a Southerner and grew up around people involved in NASCAR. But yeah, other then that his movies mostly suck.

[ - ] iSnark 3 points 4 monthsDec 30, 2024 01:40:40 ago (+3/-0)

My favorite scene:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Dye05tvSoo

I'm rolling just watching this clip!

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 1 point 4 monthsDec 30, 2024 17:13:44 ago (+1/-0)

My favorite scene is the dinner table scene. “Greatest generation my ass, Tom Brokaw is a punk”!

[ - ] Belfuro 4 points 4 monthsDec 30, 2024 02:30:57 ago (+5/-1)

Vince Vaughan is worse. Revolting.

[ - ] RabbiKinderschtupper 3 points 4 monthsDec 30, 2024 04:32:36 ago (+3/-0)

But Vince Vaughn was in Swingers and that movie is great.