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You fuckers have a glorious day today.

submitted by glooper to whatever 5 monthsJan 4, 2025 12:59:37 ago (+11/-0)     (whatever)

It's almost the first new week in the new year. Make it count. It will never come again.


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[ - ] goatfugee12 2 points 5 monthsJan 4, 2025 16:43:13 ago (+2/-0)

got up this morning and started chopping fire wood. After a couple hours ide had enough im over 40. threw a brisket on the smoker and made me a drink.

now imma watch the rain come down while my patio smells like hickory and smoked beef.

i will have a good day you niggerfaggot.

[ - ] Trope 0 points 5 monthsJan 4, 2025 21:27:16 ago (+0/-0)*

Will do. My wife showed me how to use a day planner this year so my shit is finally well organized. As responsibilities increase with age, it’s proven to be an effective planner, floating to do list, and journal.

Likewise, I established a binder system for all long term file storage. Several different binders marked: School, Taxes, Work, Business, etc. so every fucking document I’ve ever owned can be located within a reasonable amount of time.

Plus no personal debt. That took forever.

Interestingly, going back to college and starting a business finally allowed me the ability to relax. I finally feel like life is moving now rather than me waiting for life to finally happen. Work and wife are good. Just need to make babies. Cutting too. Working to get them abdominals.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 0 points 5 monthsJan 4, 2025 18:32:58 ago (+0/-0)

I got back into yoga

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 0 points 5 monthsJan 4, 2025 14:09:33 ago (+0/-0)

You too, cheesedick!

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 5 monthsJan 4, 2025 13:21:20 ago (+0/-0)

Your mom will though, the next time I visit ;)

[ - ] glooper [op] 5 points 5 monthsJan 4, 2025 13:25:44 ago (+5/-0)*

she mentioned you between her two other guys the other day. Sayz you are a great "Clean up man" whatever that means.

After her last STD check came back though at xmass and caused a big brew-ha about her cooking the xmass dinner, I' don't question her anymore about this stuff...



Good luck out there.

[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 5 monthsJan 4, 2025 13:28:14 ago (+3/-1)

BOOM! Right there!

[ - ] JustALover 0 points 5 monthsJan 4, 2025 17:07:59 ago (+0/-0)

Boom against whom? The guy who fucked a slut or the guy who has a slut as a mother?

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 5 monthsJan 4, 2025 13:41:10 ago (+0/-0)

Why don't you ask her how you got that mushroom stamp on your forehead, son?

[ - ] glooper [op] 2 points 5 monthsJan 4, 2025 13:59:08 ago (+2/-0)

I have, numinous times. sayz it was from your very small micro penis trying to get deep in her while she was 8 1/2 months pregnant with me.

Your little micro dootle, shaped like a mario mushroom really tried.... I'll give you that. When she and I talk about it, she always giggles and says you "tried really hard, you really did..."

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 5 monthsJan 4, 2025 14:08:00 ago (+0/-0)

Ah, my poor son. The drain bamage shows.

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 0 points 5 monthsJan 4, 2025 14:10:08 ago (+0/-0)

Daaaaang