Future scientist checking tire for leak - Upgoat

Y U all complaining?
This farm equipment is working hard, and following the specific instructions.
(any perceived lack of functioning prefrontal cortex is covered under the ADA biggot)
Needs an affordable wage raise!

Future scientist is conditioning the rubber for an installation of a mag-lev wheel which eliminates the entire suspension system system. After building the pyramids then discovering peanut butter and vibranium steal, they are using their inherent advanced talents to bring us all into the next era of human technology.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 3 points 5 monthsJan 13, 2025 16:36:31 ago (+3/-0)

Well...? Did he find it?!?!

[ - ] Master_Foo 1 point 5 monthsJan 13, 2025 16:21:56 ago (+1/-0)

At first I was like, "Yeah, you spray it with soapy water and the bubbles tell you where the leak is".
Then about 10 seconds in I solved the mystery.

I like not being a nigger.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 1 point 5 monthsJan 13, 2025 16:15:38 ago (+1/-0)

I bet this guy vapes.

[ + ] BloodyComet

[ - ] BloodyComet 2 points 5 monthsJan 13, 2025 16:17:38 ago (+2/-0)

Ironically, a big puff of vape might actually reveal a leak.

[ - ] Shitcreek 6 points 5 monthsJan 13, 2025 15:09:40 ago (+6/-0)

You can see the smoke coming out of that niggers ears.

[ - ] goatfugee12 14 points 5 monthsJan 13, 2025 14:57:48 ago (+14/-0)

$20 bucks says you could explain to him why it isnt working and he would still not get it.

[ + ] Nosferatjew

[ - ] Nosferatjew 5 points 5 monthsJan 13, 2025 15:56:17 ago (+5/-0)

I too enjoy making bets that are impossible to lose.

[ + ] TheYiddler

[ - ] TheYiddler 1 point 5 monthsJan 13, 2025 21:54:19 ago (+1/-0)

He thinks it's working fine and there is no leak.

[ + ] ruck_feddit

[ - ] ruck_feddit -4 points 5 monthsJan 13, 2025 15:36:19 ago (+1/-5)*

$20 bucks says I can pick out five voat users right now who don't understand what he's doing wrong. I've already got them picked out.

-5, they've all checked in

[ + ] Master_Foo

[ - ] Master_Foo 2 points 5 monthsJan 13, 2025 16:22:41 ago (+3/-1)

I'll take that bet, but only if you choose me.

[ + ] ruck_feddit

[ - ] ruck_feddit 1 point 5 monthsJan 13, 2025 20:28:23 ago (+1/-0)

No, you and I both know he's trying to steal it. Probably the spray bottle, too.

[ + ] iSnark

[ - ] iSnark 2 points 5 monthsJan 13, 2025 16:44:48 ago (+2/-0)

I'd be interested to see who you think is that stupid!

[ + ] ruck_feddit

[ - ] ruck_feddit 0 points 5 monthsJan 13, 2025 20:20:17 ago (+1/-1)

I've backed myself into a corner, because the guys I'm thinking of might just assume he's cleaning the tire. Does that still count?

[ + ] iSnark

[ - ] iSnark 1 point 5 monthsJan 14, 2025 00:17:00 ago (+1/-0)*

I don't think so... That kid is looking for a reaction from the water. He's clearly trying to find an air leak.

[ + ] ruck_feddit

[ - ] ruck_feddit 0 points 5 monthsJan 14, 2025 06:33:07 ago (+0/-0)

I know what the nigger is doing, but what if the people are too stupid to realize that's what he's doing?

[ + ] kammmmak

[ - ] kammmmak 1 point 5 monthsJan 13, 2025 16:23:28 ago (+1/-0)

Why you sayin dat 😜

[ + ] JudyStroyer

[ - ] JudyStroyer 1 point 5 monthsJan 13, 2025 19:02:10 ago (+1/-0)

Run it. I wanna see your hand. I’ll send system a twenty dollar bill to his po box if you can prove this. These users also need to respond it cant be some never heard of account that never even replies to your claim. Show me five tards and I will send it. I’m willing to bet that the massive faggot @paul_neri can explain why his bull cant figure it out.

[ + ] texasblood

[ - ] texasblood 1 point 5 monthsJan 13, 2025 19:59:52 ago (+1/-0)

His 5 Alts would cover it

[ + ] JudyStroyer

[ - ] JudyStroyer 1 point 5 monthsJan 13, 2025 21:55:09 ago (+1/-0)

No big deal if he can pull it off i guess since system would be the one to make out.

[ + ] ruck_feddit

[ - ] ruck_feddit -1 points 5 monthsJan 13, 2025 20:26:58 ago (+0/-1)

Who do you think is me? I'm flattered.

[ + ] ruck_feddit

[ - ] ruck_feddit 0 points 5 monthsJan 13, 2025 20:24:05 ago (+1/-1)

You've never interacted with someone borderline too stupid to live on this site? Easy money, since I only have to come up with 4 now.

Have your people reach out to my people to get everything in writing and I'll get started.

[ + ] JudyStroyer

[ - ] JudyStroyer 1 point 5 monthsJan 13, 2025 21:53:54 ago (+1/-0)

You made a very specific claim guy. Put up.

[ + ] ruck_feddit

[ - ] ruck_feddit -1 points 5 monthsJan 13, 2025 22:15:03 ago (+0/-1)

You're going to jump through the proper hoops or you'll get nothing, #5.

[ + ] goatfugee12

[ - ] goatfugee12 0 points 5 monthsJan 14, 2025 08:55:40 ago (+0/-0)

the women don't count

[ + ] ruck_feddit

[ - ] ruck_feddit 0 points 5 monthsJan 14, 2025 15:09:03 ago (+0/-0)

Apparently it has to be people smart enough to know he's looking for a leak but dumb enough not to notice the rim. That eliminated the women.

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Future scientist checking tire for leak
submitted by deleted to funny 5 monthsJan 13, 2025 14:53:17 ago (+45/-0) (funny)