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Jared Fogle will be released as early as March 24, 2029

submitted by Trope to TellUpgoat 5 monthsJan 13, 2025 21:55:07 ago (+3/-1)     (TellUpgoat)

Time flies.


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[ - ] texasblood 1 point 5 monthsJan 13, 2025 22:32:30 ago (+1/-0)

Take OOOPSY the streets don't forget for $500 Alex

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 0 points 5 monthsJan 14, 2025 15:08:36 ago (+0/-0)

Exactly right. He's not going to be able to show his face in public ever again. He should take his kike ass to Israel and hide there with the other jew pedos.

[ - ] SumerBreeze 0 points 5 monthsJan 14, 2025 01:13:50 ago (+0/-0)*

Jared Fogle
Fondled some kids
One in the shower
Another had SIDS

He thought it ok
To not only eat fresh
The sandwiches he made
But also young flesh

He preferred them kosher
And admitted to Chris Hanson
That he was tired of foot longs
And fancied his grandson

Into the prison
Deservedly sentenced
With an apetite for children
And no certain repentance

Due to be released
In just a few years
Stabbed in the streets
Being one of his fears

His world now a hell
With nowhere to escape
Except with fellow jews
Who encourage statutory rape

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 5 monthsJan 14, 2025 00:09:17 ago (+0/-0)

I doubt he gets out of there alive.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 0 points 5 monthsJan 14, 2025 05:58:28 ago (+0/-0)

I watched a prison channel that says he is doing fine in there.

The biggest, most oversold misconception about prison is that child molesters always have a horrible time. They often do get beat up and packed up, but eventually they settle in. Out of all the child molesters I have seen released from prison, I have never seen one with a scarred up face. Not even missing teeth. If I had to guess, I would say only like 1 in 30 or 40 of these guys ever meet any real harm or dastardly fate.

This idea of a chivalrous, morally sound convict is movie stuff. 99% of the prison population is niggers, spics and White trash and probably 2/3rds of these already shitty people are getting high. It is more important for a drug-addled sociopath in prison to be able to get high than to defend the honor of some women or kids they don't know. Assaulting or stabbing someone for pedophilia is usually just the noble excuse used to extort a weaker inmate. Most of these pedo justice stories are lies and bullshit being sold to the general public for your consumption in an attempt to humanize a bunch of sociopaths.