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I think he did it 😂

submitted by kammmmak to whatever 3 monthsJan 14, 2025 09:40:51 ago (+41/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/p2bl07.mp4



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[ - ] NoRefunds 15 points 3 monthsJan 14, 2025 11:05:30 ago (+15/-0)

I love how they'll go thru all these searches for this guy but "walnut sauce and hotdogs" is completely ignored

[ - ] Bottled_Tears 4 points 3 monthsJan 14, 2025 14:57:30 ago (+4/-0)

"I think I found your handkerchief for that pizza".

Politicians are freaks.

[ - ] Tbneer967 8 points 3 monthsJan 14, 2025 11:19:06 ago (+8/-0)

I’d like to think he’s just getting material for a book he’s writing. Nothing wrong with that!!!

[ - ] Peleg 8 points 3 monthsJan 14, 2025 11:24:15 ago (+8/-0)

Right Right.
I mean I don't know anything about this other than what we have here. For all we know his wife might be talking about transitioning their son! In a case like that he would be totally justified.

[ - ] con77 1 point 3 monthsJan 14, 2025 13:04:29 ago (+1/-0)

absolutely

[ - ] Sal_180 8 points 3 monthsJan 14, 2025 11:17:49 ago (+8/-0)*

Imagine your search history being read out in court. A form of torture

[ - ] con77 7 points 3 monthsJan 14, 2025 13:09:30 ago (+7/-0)*

skinny girls feet

how to poison my neighbors noisy dog

how to poison my noisy neighbor

MILFS

GILFS

CHANGING THE OIL ON MY HARLEY

THE HORROR!

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 2 points 3 monthsJan 14, 2025 17:27:40 ago (+2/-0)

^^^^^^That was waaaaaaaaaaay way more innocent then I thought it'd be.^^^^^^^

Like a choir boy that hasn't been diddled by the priest.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 0 points 3 monthsJan 14, 2025 18:25:59 ago (+0/-0)

the effect of bones on woodchipper blades

Damn

[ - ] mikenigger 0 points 3 monthsJan 14, 2025 19:33:21 ago (+0/-0)

don't wanna fuck up the woodchipper if it can't even do the job, you know?

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 6 points 3 monthsJan 14, 2025 12:29:03 ago (+6/-0)

Obviously he's into True Crime novels and was doing independent research. Isn't that what the internet is for? TO LEARN THINGS? I am not into that personally but I can understand his interest.

Totally unrelated, how deep does a body have to be buried to avoid detection by a cadaver dog?

[ - ] SteppingRazor 6 points 3 monthsJan 14, 2025 12:04:36 ago (+6/-0)

'I was hacked'

[ - ] BloodyComet 5 points 3 monthsJan 14, 2025 10:36:08 ago (+5/-0)

Hah, I can practically hear his inner monologue: "Fuck, why am I so goddamned stupid, I can't believe I made all of those searches, goddamnit, I'm so fucked."

[ - ] Peleg 6 points 3 monthsJan 14, 2025 11:20:09 ago (+6/-0)

That's what I was thinking. Then I realized that I need to update my way of thinking. Nowadays he might be thinking, "so if I tell them I'm trans they might put me in a women's prison, or even let me off altogether!"

And it would probably work.

[ - ] BloodyComet 3 points 3 monthsJan 14, 2025 11:30:10 ago (+3/-0)

Hah, I imagine most of that sort of thinking is done in the long hours they spend in their jail/prison cell. That's probably where they come up with ideas like that... This footage is almost like a public humiliation ritual.

The prosecutor is saying: "You guys won't believe this, he actually searched 'how to get rid of a body'! And then, he searched 'how to dismember a body'! What a fucking retard!"

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 1 point 3 monthsJan 14, 2025 12:31:48 ago (+1/-0)

I doubt it. Here is what I think his inner monologue was at the time:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTunhRVyREU

[ - ] con77 1 point 3 monthsJan 14, 2025 13:11:10 ago (+1/-0)

no cheesecake in prison

[ - ] observation1 4 points 3 monthsJan 14, 2025 11:47:54 ago (+4/-0)

"This sort of thing is my bag, baby"

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 3 points 3 monthsJan 14, 2025 13:47:42 ago (+3/-0)

That's why I periodically google stuff like:

"Can the jews that own google change your searches?"
"Why is anti-White racism promoted in the media?"
"Prosecuting attorneys routinely fabricate evidence"
"All judges protect pedophiles in their eyes wide shut clubs"
"Is jury nullification legal?"

Introducing my search history will open a can of worms.

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 3 monthsJan 14, 2025 17:49:32 ago (+1/-0)

Notice how they excluded all of his other searches and just cherry picked. Same thing they do when they search your house. They gather specific items to create a narrative, and never mention the veggie peeler with the walnut handle they found in your kitchen drawer.

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 1 point 3 monthsJan 14, 2025 21:29:08 ago (+1/-0)

They would if I searched "can a potato peeler cut human flesh".

[ - ] Bonanza 3 points 3 monthsJan 14, 2025 11:50:57 ago (+3/-0)

"Whaddya mean I shoulda used....Tor? What da hell is dat?"

[ - ] mikenigger 0 points 3 monthsJan 14, 2025 19:34:05 ago (+0/-0)

"I don't like onions"

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 2 points 3 monthsJan 14, 2025 17:24:44 ago (+2/-0)

Nah, I ask those questions all the time.

With this line of thinking you'd believe that I gassed 6 million jews and lynched 40 million niggers.

[ - ] PeBeFri 2 points 3 monthsJan 14, 2025 13:21:06 ago (+2/-0)

He should have added "Asking for a friend" at the end of each search string.

[ - ] observation1 3 points 3 monthsJan 14, 2025 13:33:41 ago (+3/-0)

In minecraft

[ - ] dassar 1 point 3 monthsJan 14, 2025 16:53:05 ago (+1/-0)

for shits and giggles.

[ - ] 3Whuurs 0 points 3 monthsJan 16, 2025 00:21:14 ago (+0/-0)

Never bothered to search “how to clear your search history”…

[ - ] VitaminSieg 1 point 3 monthsJan 14, 2025 14:58:06 ago (+1/-0)

None of that is evidence.

[ - ] con77 1 point 3 monthsJan 14, 2025 13:04:02 ago (+1/-0)

no inheritance for you!

[ - ] Pasty 0 points 3 monthsJan 14, 2025 15:23:50 ago (+0/-0)

Seeing all these dumb people in court for murder makes me terrified of smarter people who do it.