An upgoat's remains discovered in the far future - Upgoat

He was probably hunting and was right handed. Spears and even clubs would put a lot of strain on the forearm when used as forcefully as possible.

I don't see what that has to do with this site.

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[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 3 monthsJan 18, 2025 15:23:28 ago (+0/-0)

woman-tier insight

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 1 point 3 monthsJan 17, 2025 16:02:04 ago (+1/-0)

An ambidextrous nigger is still a nigger worth scratching the bark off of a tree

Tree bark will grow back, rope is just fine, hanging a nigger is good for the planet ever singe time

So hang a nigger today!

Hoist that coon skin bike thief up till his silly looking nigger head pops clean off

Don’t you worry now ‘bout them there nigger guts spread up and all over

We got a good mess of hounds that’ll earn their keep,….., soon only be a field of fresh smellin’ clover

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 4 points 3 monthsJan 17, 2025 16:43:03 ago (+4/-0)

He was tugging on his love stick.

[ - ] Master_Foo 3 points 3 monthsJan 17, 2025 16:45:40 ago (+3/-0)

It's the remains of @big_fat_dangus after a lifetime jacking off @ditchpig.

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[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 1 point 3 monthsJan 17, 2025 22:17:32 ago (+1/-0)

Woman-tier attempt.

[ - ] Freespeechplease 0 points 3 monthsJan 17, 2025 21:29:33 ago (+0/-0)

Ummm, are you guys lefty or righty? I'm a righty for daily tasks, but uhhh jacking off is the left hands job. How am I gonna use the mouse?

[ - ] Crackinjokes 0 points 3 monthsJan 18, 2025 06:00:30 ago (+1/-1)

That's funny!

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An upgoat's remains discovered in the far future
submitted by big_fat_dangus to whatever 3 monthsJan 17, 2025 12:38:43 ago (+25/-3) (files.catbox.moe)
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