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Another one - Roses are red ...

submitted by AugustineOfHippo2 to Jokes 5 monthsJan 18, 2025 12:36:11 ago (+14/-0)     (Jokes)

Roses are red,

Violets are blue

I have 5 fingers

The middle one is for you


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[ - ] Reawakened 1 point 5 monthsJan 18, 2025 12:39:20 ago (+2/-1)

My favorite is:

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Some poems rhyme,

But this one don't.

[ - ] Nasturtium 1 point 5 monthsJan 18, 2025 13:50:06 ago (+1/-0)

I don't like this one.

[ - ] puppy528 1 point 5 monthsJan 18, 2025 13:57:39 ago (+1/-0)

"I have 5 fingers"
Well, I guess you're definitely not my old shop class teacher.

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 0 points 5 monthsJan 18, 2025 16:58:32 ago (+0/-0)

Roses are red, but some are yellow and white.
Violets can be blue, but mostly they're violet.
I guess this should rhyme with the first line, right?
Well too bad. Open a folder named Disappointment and file it.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 5 monthsJan 18, 2025 17:33:22 ago (+1/-1)

A guy is dating this woman but she has bad stanky pussy so he sends her flowers with a poem attached hoping she will wash that thing off because he likes her.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You're real sweet
But your pussy, pyew!