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Was Jesus Christ the first communist ideologue?

submitted by Conspirologist to AskUpgoat 3 monthsJan 24, 2025 15:19:51 ago (+2/-8)     (AskUpgoat)

Taught people for free.

Healed the sick for free.

Turned water into wine for free.

Feed the populace with free food.

Highly likely, communism was based on Bible.


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[ - ] AntiPostmodernist 0 points 3 monthsJan 24, 2025 15:55:37 ago (+0/-0)

Communism is the product of secualar deontology, which was developed as a means of justifying a christian morality without reference to God (the classic dunk of the new atheists was that they acted more like how jesus instructed people to act than christians did).

Favoring outgroups over in groups is a classic leftard trait, and that is precisely something jesus both commanded and practiced as seen in the bible.

In fact, the first communes that eschewed private property and held everything in common were overtly christian in religious alignment.

In terms of economic practices christians were the protocommunists, but people who argue against this position must bring in something extra to economic practice to say that christianity is incompatible with communism.

What christianity is incompatible with is not the strictest definition of communism, but the most popular form of communism, marxism.

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 3 monthsJan 24, 2025 17:14:22 ago (+0/-0)

No, Communism is as old as Jews.
Jesus just made it popular.

[ - ] Cantaloupe 1 point 3 monthsJan 24, 2025 15:29:18 ago (+1/-0)*

No, communism is based on gnosticism.

The Ouroboros, that man is God and has just forgotten

That via Abstraction Negative and Concretion one reaches utopia

1) Baffle them with bullshit
2) Control them with Criticism
Direct them to an
3) Unachievable Utopia

In Directing the masses power is obtained

It's that stupid

1) 6 million genders
2) You're a bigot
3) Cut your kids nuts off


1) the climate will explode the earth
2) climate denier
2.1) give us trillions
3) steal money "going to Africa"

[ - ] Eliack 1 point 3 monthsJan 24, 2025 17:14:24 ago (+1/-0)

It's called being an empathic human. You wouldn't understand it, jeet.

[ - ] Rob3122 2 points 3 monthsJan 24, 2025 16:26:02 ago (+2/-0)

Jews never do anything for free

[ - ] VitaminSieg 4 points 3 monthsJan 24, 2025 15:42:39 ago (+4/-0)

I don't think you know what communism is.

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 3 monthsJan 24, 2025 16:09:59 ago (+0/-0)

No/maybe? He's a bit confused that's for sure.