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How to get a girlfriend

submitted by Wahaha to anime 3 monthsJan 24, 2025 19:35:33 ago (+34/-0)     (pomf2.lain.la)

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[ - ] founder 1 point 3 monthsJan 25, 2025 21:04:12 ago (+1/-0)

well it would have worked 50 years ago. NOW...70% of young women are overweight. thats not the kind of attention that gets this type of result.

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 2 points 3 monthsJan 24, 2025 20:05:17 ago (+2/-0)

Well, it would work for a while, until the guy got sick of dealing with the crazy girlfriend.

[ - ] Master_Foo 2 points 3 monthsJan 24, 2025 20:24:39 ago (+3/-1)

Would never work in reality.

1. Men aren't attracted to forward women.
2. Women aren't attracted to men who aren't already attractive to other women.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 13 points 3 monthsJan 24, 2025 22:48:24 ago (+13/-0)

I like forward women. Life's too short for bullshit.

[ - ] Master_Foo -2 points 3 monthsJan 25, 2025 01:07:49 ago (+0/-2)

No you don't.
You think you like forward women.
Just like you think you like Peeps on Easter.
Then you get one and you realize you hate it.

[ - ] puremadness 3 points 3 monthsJan 25, 2025 03:02:47 ago (+3/-0)

You dont know what you're talking about.




Peeps are fucking awesome.

[ - ] 4thTurning 3 points 3 monthsJan 25, 2025 04:05:30 ago (+3/-0)

That's why you by acreage and every single time the wife annoys you in the slightest.... "I gotta go -insert farm chore-"

Then you go to the barn and drink beer and watch TV in peace.

[ - ] Rowdybme 0 points 3 monthsJan 28, 2025 05:35:42 ago (+0/-0)

I got one. I like it and I hate it. But overall like it.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 6 points 3 monthsJan 24, 2025 21:38:32 ago (+6/-0)

men aren’t attracted to forward women.

Lol.

Women tend to find the same traits attractive as other women

Wow. Really? Are you attracted to women no other men find attractive?

[ - ] Cantaloupe 2 points 3 monthsJan 25, 2025 02:54:26 ago (+2/-0)

Lol.

Some women seen to hit on men that are with another women, but would not do so if he were alone.

[ - ] solomonpapermaster 2 points 3 monthsJan 25, 2025 04:04:38 ago (+2/-0)

Some women are bitches. You are better of without them.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 3 monthsJan 25, 2025 17:04:40 ago (+0/-0)

Men never do that huh?

[ - ] HeavyBrain 5 points 3 monthsJan 25, 2025 04:36:27 ago (+5/-0)

I take forward women over the games playing shit testing psycho bitches any day. "No means no unless it means yes because I want you to chase me"

[ - ] Trope 2 points 3 monthsJan 24, 2025 21:30:31 ago (+2/-0)

Sometimes the desperate men are. And when the man tries to fix the gender roles, the relationship goes to Hell.

It’s a very sad trope to see a submissive man with a domineering woman.

[ - ] Rowdybme 0 points 3 monthsJan 28, 2025 05:38:02 ago (+0/-0)

Well who should a submissive man be with then? Alone or even more submissive woman? Domineering women are usually the hot crazy ones. Make your choice. Take you a mousey plain woman or a hot crazy chick.

[ - ] Rowdybme 2 points 3 monthsJan 25, 2025 03:32:28 ago (+2/-0)

Worked for me.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 3 points 3 monthsJan 24, 2025 21:36:14 ago (+3/-0)

I had this happen in gradeskoo. Man she was bossy and I loved her with everything in me. Then she dumped me and started dating my best friend and little did she know that i loved my best friend a whole lot more than I ever did her. Then she dumped him and tried to come back to me but I was busy.

[ - ] bobdole9 7 points 3 monthsJan 24, 2025 22:28:04 ago (+7/-0)

Third grade must've been stressful.

[ - ] DeborahBirxesCunt 1 point 3 monthsJan 25, 2025 01:08:53 ago (+1/-0)

gay

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 4 points 3 monthsJan 24, 2025 23:27:11 ago (+4/-0)

sometimes they just move in and put up new curtains.........

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 3 monthsJan 25, 2025 11:12:58 ago (+1/-0)

it works!

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 5 points 3 monthsJan 24, 2025 21:21:00 ago (+5/-0)

Rohypnol.

Lots of rohypnol.

[ - ] Hobama 0 points 3 monthsJan 25, 2025 02:40:01 ago (+0/-0)

Boof it

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 5 points 3 monthsJan 25, 2025 00:35:00 ago (+5/-0)

That's how I wound up with most of mine in the past, and how I've wound up rejecting as many in my professional life; strong no-coworker policy.

It's a chore to chase and I won't play head games.

[ - ] GreatSatan 5 points 3 monthsJan 25, 2025 03:16:05 ago (+5/-0)

Step 1: Be attractive

[ - ] hylo 2 points 3 monthsJan 25, 2025 10:07:18 ago (+2/-0)

Yeah pretty much. I had no luck but then I started working out and gained confidence. Changed everything.

[ - ] Rowdybme 0 points 3 monthsJan 28, 2025 05:34:43 ago (+0/-0)


How i met my wife. I don't think I'm attractive. My wife is. I came from a rich family though. So that was probably it.

[ - ] Peleg 6 points 3 monthsJan 24, 2025 19:57:44 ago (+6/-0)

Peppermint Patty did this to Charlie Brown YEARS ago!

[ - ] x0x7 6 points 3 monthsJan 25, 2025 00:46:39 ago (+6/-0)

All women know they could do that. They don't want to do that because they want someone who is both interested in them enough to make the move and confident enough to make the move. It's a frustrating game because if you aren't the guy they want to ask them out you are somehow in the wrong, even though you are just playing the game they set up.

[ - ] GreatSatan -2 points 3 monthsJan 25, 2025 03:17:41 ago (+1/-3)

This is why I only go for passable trannies. You get the look of a woman but without the brain of a woman.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 2 points 3 monthsJan 25, 2025 04:39:20 ago (+2/-0)

Soo you like shit thats even more crazy than a brain of a woman?

[ - ] GreatSatan -1 points 3 monthsJan 25, 2025 06:10:13 ago (+0/-1)

The passable ones are normal, the crazy ones are crazy because they can’t pass and hate themselves.

[ - ] 4thTurning 18 points 3 monthsJan 24, 2025 20:51:21 ago (+18/-0)

This is pretty much how I met my wife. It worked on me.

She gave me kids and refuses to leave and she is always decorating the house.

Crazy women.

[ - ] bobdole9 6 points 3 monthsJan 24, 2025 22:26:59 ago (+6/-0)

Mine found me, agreed to names of future kids by third date.

They are nuts.

[ - ] aleleopathic 5 points 3 monthsJan 25, 2025 03:46:28 ago (+5/-0)

You two's comments are inspirational. I see the constant doomposting about the state of dating, but I have enough friends with unicorns that I'm not sure unicorns are \that\ rare.

I'll keep working on self improvement, and hold on to hope in the meantime.

[ - ] GlowNiggerDick 1 point 3 monthsJan 25, 2025 06:35:00 ago (+1/-0)

They're probably old as fuck.

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 3 monthsJan 25, 2025 08:34:36 ago (+0/-0)

35

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 3 monthsJan 25, 2025 08:36:23 ago (+1/-0)

Paid dating apps (Match) worked for me. Honest profile attracted my wife...no bullshit or putting up a facade helped.

"She likes me for me"

[ - ] solomonpapermaster 4 points 3 monthsJan 25, 2025 04:02:24 ago (+4/-0)

To me it was the opposite. I told her I wanted to marry her within a week. She thought I was crazy but what can I say, it worked.

Which also reinforces that they are crazy. She is also always decorating and throwing away my old clothes.

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 0 points 3 monthsJan 24, 2025 21:31:51 ago (+0/-0)

KEK