mfw ordering a big mac in sheffield - 'Whats a pickle?' 'green crunchy shit thing' 'ooooooh gherkin' 'ok no gherkin' then chesterfield (literally 30 minutes south, next county) 'whats a gherkin?' 'green crunchy shit thing' 'oooooh pickle'
dont get me started on 'flat black' vs 'americaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarneeeeeeeeeeer' coffee. 'whassat?' 'fucking... water and coffee...' 'do yer want milk wi'it?' 'thats a flat white. just black coffee' 'we dernt dew black coffee' points at americano oh fuck me... 7-11 is less of a headache.
tl;dr if you work fast food and you fuck that up... yeah dont bother getting out of bed in the morning.
Even a broken clock is right twice a day. This is our time.
freak.
if we are going to start a war over something, getting a pickle i didnt want isnt what would do it. paying for bacon and not getting it is worthy of turning around and telling them to fix it. nicely, so theyre inclined to load me up with some fries at least.
but try and put pineapple in my ham and cheese toastie and weve youve got a problem.
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mfw ordering a big mac in sheffield - 'Whats a pickle?' 'green crunchy shit thing' 'ooooooh gherkin' 'ok no gherkin'
then chesterfield (literally 30 minutes south, next county) 'whats a gherkin?' 'green crunchy shit thing' 'oooooh pickle'
dont get me started on 'flat black' vs 'americaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarneeeeeeeeeeer' coffee. 'whassat?' 'fucking... water and coffee...' 'do yer want milk wi'it?' 'thats a flat white. just black coffee' 'we dernt dew black coffee' points at americano oh fuck me... 7-11 is less of a headache.
tl;dr if you work fast food and you fuck that up... yeah dont bother getting out of bed in the morning.
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freak.
if we are going to start a war over something, getting a pickle i didnt want isnt what would do it. paying for bacon and not getting it is worthy of turning around and telling them to fix it. nicely, so theyre inclined to load me up with some fries at least.
but try and put pineapple in my ham and cheese toastie and
weveyouve got a problem.[ + ] UncleDoug
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