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If you never played with Jarts, you are a gay faggot. Fact.

submitted by registereduser to whatever 3 monthsJan 31, 2025 09:16:11 ago (+12/-0)     (whatever)

Faggots should be burned alive for entertainment.


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[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 0 points 3 monthsJan 31, 2025 14:38:22 ago (+0/-0)

The really tough kids replaced the tips with a plumb bob.

[ - ] ProudRebel 0 points 3 monthsJan 31, 2025 15:02:01 ago (+0/-0)

Faggots should be burned alive for entertainment.

I've never seen that before but now I want to. LOL

[ - ] registereduser [op] 0 points 3 monthsJan 31, 2025 19:27:34 ago (+0/-0)

Closest I could find...

https://seegore.com/?s=burned+alive

Might need to grass roots this shit.

[ - ] HeyJames 0 points 3 monthsJan 31, 2025 15:14:07 ago (+0/-0)

Cornhole and horse shoes were always more popular in my neck of the woods

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 3 monthsJan 31, 2025 15:28:50 ago (+0/-0)

What are jarts tho

[ - ] HelenHighwater 0 points 3 monthsJan 31, 2025 18:34:27 ago (+0/-0)

Stuck an old rusty one into my foot when I was a kid. I was trying to stick it into the ground, Friends had to carry me home. I sucked it up, no one sued anyone, and life went on. Still have a scar, and a crossed nerve from it.

[ - ] registereduser [op] 0 points 3 monthsJan 31, 2025 19:21:24 ago (+0/-0)

Hey, I was drunk bushcrafting once, chopping limbs with a big ass knife. Was holding limb with left hand, chopping with right. Landed a solid blow on top index knuckle. I have a knarly bone knot and scar still around 45 years later. Get's to aching significantly at times too. Also no one sued, life goes on.

Faggots these days will go to the ER for mother fucking paper cuts.

[ - ] HelenHighwater 0 points 3 monthsJan 31, 2025 19:22:21 ago (+0/-0)

Agreed.

[ - ] ruck_feddit 1 point 3 monthsJan 31, 2025 13:33:32 ago (+1/-0)

Real fuckin jarts, too. Not the safe tulip flower looking kind made for faggots.

[ - ] registereduser [op] 0 points 3 monthsJan 31, 2025 15:54:29 ago (+0/-0)

I was going to say it's a little gay that you even knew about those, which I did not, but I'll give you a pass since I do now.

[ - ] Not_C 1 point 3 monthsJan 31, 2025 14:03:25 ago (+1/-0)

Around 15 years ago I found out that they were still being made in the UK.
You could order darts from them, but to bypass the laws here, they would ship the tips and fins separately a few days apart.
They worked out to $65 or $75 per set with shipping and everything.

That was everybody's Christmas present that year.

They were made by Crown Darts.
It looks like they went out of business.

[ - ] iSnark 2 points 3 monthsJan 31, 2025 09:20:06 ago (+2/-0)*

Yeah, we used to play them... And then when we got bored, we'd have someone throw 'em up in the air and we'd try to dodge them... We got grounded a lot for that...

[ - ] GrayDragon 2 points 3 monthsJan 31, 2025 11:10:53 ago (+2/-0)

... we'd have someone throw 'em up in the air and we'd try to dodge them ...
My friends and I would chuck them straight up into trees so the Jarts would go out of vision in the foliage. We had way less time to react and dodge, but one could sort of rely on sound. A benefit was that the branches were slowing their decent.

[ - ] Her0n 2 points 3 monthsJan 31, 2025 12:02:38 ago (+2/-0)

Stupid as fuck.

Good on your parents for stopping you all from acting like retards.

[ - ] ruck_feddit 1 point 3 monthsJan 31, 2025 13:34:38 ago (+1/-0)

You never shot an arrow straight up and all your friends scatter? I bet you were a hall monitor (;

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 0 points 3 monthsJan 31, 2025 14:48:02 ago (+0/-0)

We had an arrow land on the neighbors roof. It was up there for months before he finally saw it and brought it to my parents. Mom was pissed, but Dad just chuckled.

[ - ] Her0n 0 points 3 monthsJan 31, 2025 15:06:41 ago (+0/-0)

No, we made bombs from cleaning products and chemistry sets. Blew up fallen trees with them for the most part. We blew up a well that was "sealed off" with wood planks that were rotted through. No one ever came after us for that one surprisingly.

What we didn't do, was recklessly endanger each other.

[ - ] ruck_feddit 1 point 3 monthsJan 31, 2025 15:21:50 ago (+1/-0)

I've got to go catch my skeptical eyes rolling out the door. Excuse me.

[ - ] Her0n 0 points 3 monthsJan 31, 2025 20:45:23 ago (+0/-0)

You totally owned me with that "le epic comment"!

[ - ] registereduser [op] 0 points 3 monthsJan 31, 2025 19:22:14 ago (+0/-0)

Found the actual faggot.

[ - ] Her0n 0 points 3 monthsJan 31, 2025 20:45:41 ago (+0/-0)

You were outed as a jew long ago

[ - ] registereduser [op] 0 points 3 monthsJan 31, 2025 21:16:35 ago (+0/-0)

Nigger tier..

WHAAHHHHH MUH WHITE MAN KEEPING A BROTHER DOWN...WHHAAAAHHHHHH!!

Also nigger tier..

WHAAAHHHHH MUH JEW KEEPING A GAY FAGGOT whitebois DOWN....WHHHAAAAAAHHH!!!

Weak.

[ - ] gabou 1 point 3 monthsJan 31, 2025 10:04:29 ago (+1/-0)

Our eventual spin on the game was setting the ring in the back yard of the house, and slinging them OVER the house from the front yard - then running back around to get our scores.

That didn't last long either.

[ - ] Peleg 0 points 3 monthsJan 31, 2025 13:48:59 ago (+0/-0)*

The only people I ever saw doing that was some neighbor kids whose parents were also 1st cousins. Those kids were wild! There were a bunch of them too. There was slutty Susan, and her brother/cousin Charlie (now he's called one eye Charlie after the jarts), and their brother/cousin one nut Mike( not from jarts but a horrible story about a flag pole), and finally their baby sister/cousin Eliza-Beth. She didn't have a nickname like the others. She insisted her name was Eliza-Beth though. I figured it was because her eyes were sooo far apart that she needed her name stretched out so that she could read it all.
👁 👃 👁

[ - ] iSnark 1 point 3 monthsJan 31, 2025 15:50:47 ago (+1/-0)

Hey, it was the 80's what can I say. We were bulletproof, or, so we thought...

[ - ] BoozyB 4 points 3 monthsJan 31, 2025 10:10:48 ago (+4/-0)

I bought a set at a garage sale a couple years ago.
The homeowner said she's not responsible for accidents or injuries.
I told her I would strictly enforce a one drink only rule.