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My toddler son has a little speech impediment...

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 3 monthsFeb 1, 2025 21:32:24 ago (+16/-0)     (whatever)

I told him to say "spaghetti", and he said "faghetti".

I lol'd. The wife did not lol.


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[ - ] NoRefunds 5 points 3 monthsFeb 2, 2025 07:15:50 ago (+5/-0)

There's two retarded nigger kids that these libtards adopted. One came into the barn during Christmas for the Santa photos. This nigger kid has a tongue that's too big for his mouth, so he basically walks around with it sticking out, and huge nigger lips.

My 2 your old pointed and said, "Dada, monkey". I kept laughing, wife didn't like it. She said don't teach her that. I said she's daddy's girl, she figured it out on her own.

[ - ] NeverHappened 1 point 3 monthsFeb 2, 2025 10:35:49 ago (+1/-0)

Haha smart girl!
Kids say the funniest things. One of my favorites was when my youngest was about two and a half, he remarked "That guy's a hot potato. He's a real jew." I don't even remember who he was referring to b/c I think it was just a pic he saw on the computer when I was reading the news but I chuckle every time I think of it.

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 6 points 3 monthsFeb 1, 2025 21:42:52 ago (+6/-0)

One day we were driving and my then toddler son said "truck". Then proceeded to say all the words that rhyme, by changing out the first letters. Duck, muck, puck, etc. then he got to the f. We just ignored it, and he moved on to other rhyming words.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 4 points 3 monthsFeb 1, 2025 22:45:21 ago (+4/-0)

You'll need to tune that up so that he gets it right next time. F a gg i t.

[ - ] Nosferatjew [op] 4 points 3 monthsFeb 1, 2025 23:35:53 ago (+4/-0)

Rome wasn't built in a day...

[ - ] Gowithit 4 points 3 monthsFeb 1, 2025 21:37:12 ago (+4/-0)

"faghetti" about it. Ha.

my little one said "i am a racist" the other day after hearing the husband complain about something. We both kind of lauged.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 3 monthsFeb 1, 2025 21:56:19 ago (+2/-0)

One of mine called it ba sketty

[ - ] JudyStroyer 9 points 3 monthsFeb 1, 2025 22:52:37 ago (+9/-0)

My daughter called mosquitoes “bussketos” for the longest time and it was too fucking cute to correct her. Lol.

[ - ] Nosferatjew [op] 5 points 3 monthsFeb 1, 2025 23:37:36 ago (+5/-0)

My boy calls them "mohitos"... Took us a while to figure out wtf he was actually saying.

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 3 monthsFeb 1, 2025 23:01:22 ago (+2/-0)

m and m and m's and daanish were the ones I always thought were too cute to correct. Sometimes we will still ask her if she wants some m and m's or a danish but how she used to say them back then even though she's 20 now. Dont care still cute.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 3 monthsFeb 2, 2025 02:10:33 ago (+1/-1)

Mine called the mirror in the car "da mirrio" for years.

[ - ] oyy_veyy_goyy 1 point 3 monthsFeb 2, 2025 09:02:46 ago (+1/-0)

Get him to say "sparkling wiggles" and report back to us.