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Peckerwood went to court last week. It went pretty well

submitted by ProudRebel to funny 2 monthsFeb 9, 2025 17:21:05 ago (+31/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/f3eln3.mp4



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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 4 points 2 monthsFeb 9, 2025 20:37:13 ago (+4/-0)

I'm not bald you bastard! My hair's so thick my barber charges me double.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 2 points 2 monthsFeb 9, 2025 22:25:34 ago (+2/-0)

what is your optometrist charging you?

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 2 monthsFeb 9, 2025 23:23:46 ago (+2/-0)

Too much considering my vision is more fucked up than a nigger named mayonnaise and they still won't prescribe me glasses.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 2 monthsFeb 10, 2025 14:03:11 ago (+1/-0)

maybe youd better check what your hairdresser is charging you for then!

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 3 points 2 monthsFeb 9, 2025 19:31:49 ago (+3/-0)

a nig, a nig, a niggey nig nig to the nig

[ - ] oyy_veyy_goyy 7 points 2 monthsFeb 9, 2025 19:55:57 ago (+7/-0)

For those who are unaware: https://pomf2.lain.la/f/mvsu5l0v.mp4

[ - ] VitaminSieg 1 point 2 monthsFeb 10, 2025 17:53:56 ago (+1/-0)

I thought I recognized him!

[ - ] Prairie 2 points 2 monthsFeb 9, 2025 23:49:33 ago (+2/-0)

... so, are you dismissing the ticket?

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 2 points 2 monthsFeb 9, 2025 20:27:17 ago (+2/-0)

Lol, laugh all you want but I had the unfortunate requirement to zoom a court date during covid. And so I had to endure an hour of bootlip bitching to the point of where they got to me they were just so tired and thankful for a white guy.....they only revenued me for the money. You're never not going to have to pay the money.

[ - ] drstrangergov 2 points 2 monthsFeb 9, 2025 18:54:46 ago (+2/-0)

nobody died did they?

[ - ] Special_Prosecutor 1 point 2 monthsFeb 10, 2025 02:04:18 ago (+1/-0)

Ahhh, the pleasure of remote video court hearings. The only positive lingering result of covid shutdowns.

[ - ] NoRefunds 1 point 2 monthsFeb 9, 2025 21:46:51 ago (+1/-0)

Please tell me that's real

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 3 points 2 monthsFeb 9, 2025 22:25:13 ago (+3/-0)

theres not a single solitary wince from anyone in there that should have been wincing.

i want to believe.

still funny.

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 2 monthsFeb 9, 2025 18:31:16 ago (+1/-0)

[pounds gaval] 'Time served'

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 2 monthsFeb 9, 2025 18:06:49 ago (+1/-0)

its very well put together.

the lack of any kind of reaction to it is kind of immersion breaking.

but it is kind of fucking funny imagining some fucking court muppet muted everyone elses sound rather than the defendants microphone so its like a reverse 'if you dont stop accusing me of choking on dick im going to have to mute you sir' thing.

he goes off, public can hear him, but judge or no one else in the zoom call can.