I bet hes on the first manned flight to Mars too! - Upgoat

I bet hes on the first manned flight to Mars too!
submitted by con77 to TellUpgoat 2 monthsFeb 13, 2025 12:07:24 ago (+5/-1) (files.catbox.moe)
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remember where you heard it first!

[ - ] carnold03 1 point 2 monthsFeb 13, 2025 18:44:39 ago (+1/-0)

A married man tends to sleep best, when away from his rebellious wife and kids.

[ - ] NoRefunds 1 point 2 monthsFeb 19, 2025 23:50:46 ago (+1/-0)

He has 4 kike mistresses that we know of so far

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 2 monthsFeb 13, 2025 15:38:37 ago (+0/-0)

That's an AI image. Look at the stars on the blanket. The tiles and lights in the drop ceiling are also a dead giveaway.

[ - ] FreeinTX 0 points 2 monthsFeb 13, 2025 15:26:11 ago (+0/-0)

You'll never see Trump sleeping on the floor. It's clear whose in charge and whose bucking for fed bucks.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 1 point 2 monthsFeb 13, 2025 14:38:00 ago (+1/-0)

...well whatever, but regardless, sure looks comfortable

[ - ] RafalGanowicz 2 points 2 monthsFeb 13, 2025 13:45:04 ago (+5/-3)

The propaganda is so subtle, like a 20lb hammer

[ - ] drstrangergov 6 points 2 monthsFeb 13, 2025 12:58:24 ago (+6/-0)

i like musk. but if he ends up being the antichrist we're gonna have a problem

[ - ] con77 [op] 2 points 2 monthsFeb 13, 2025 13:57:35 ago (+2/-0)

Fukn A!

[ - ] NoRefunds -1 points 2 monthsFeb 19, 2025 23:50:21 ago (+0/-1)

You are a stupid goyim

[ - ] drstrangergov 0 points 2 monthsFeb 21, 2025 13:27:32 ago (+0/-0)