NEVER try and hide my crack - Upgoat - "where a goat can be a goat"

NEVER try and hide my crack
submitted by crackhead to TellUpgoat 2 monthsFeb 13, 2025 13:53:54 ago (+5/-4) (files.catbox.moe)
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you've been warned

[ - ] drstrangergov 5 points 2 monthsFeb 13, 2025 14:01:06 ago (+5/-0)

i wear overalls. a guy really gets tired of women reeeeing about buttcracks.

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 3 points 2 monthsFeb 13, 2025 14:04:07 ago (+3/-0)

I hate wearing overalls but you make a damned solid argument in their favor.

[ - ] drstrangergov 3 points 2 monthsFeb 13, 2025 14:14:01 ago (+3/-0)

think about it! they're always in style, they're acceptable in most social situations, they keep you clean, and the buttcrack is safely stowed.

[ - ] SteppingRazor 2 points 2 monthsFeb 13, 2025 15:02:18 ago (+2/-0)

I’ve pulled up carpets and pulled out couches looking for one more pebble. Not a good look.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2 monthsFeb 15, 2025 12:02:13 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] carnold03 0 points 2 monthsFeb 13, 2025 18:56:49 ago (+0/-0)