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I know who MY valentine is 💘
submitted by big_fat_dangus to tellupgoat_based_edition 2 monthsFeb 14, 2025 16:58:27 ago (+55/-1) (files.catbox.moe)
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[ - ] TheYiddler 6 points 2 monthsFeb 14, 2025 19:18:41 ago (+6/-0)

I hope our names are touching on the government watch list. 💖

[ - ] Peleg 0 points 2 monthsFeb 14, 2025 19:46:25 ago (+0/-0)

EEEEWWWW!

That's gay.

[ - ] UncleDoug 6 points 2 monthsFeb 14, 2025 17:50:13 ago (+6/-0)

Roses are red,
Chocolates are brown,
You’re getting neither,
So sit the hell down

[ - ] jfroybees 4 points 2 monthsFeb 14, 2025 18:59:37 ago (+4/-0)

Same to you dangus.

[ - ] anrach 3 points 2 monthsFeb 14, 2025 20:43:18 ago (+3/-0)

It feels like being on the honour roll in high school.

[ - ] TheNoticing 2 points 2 monthsFeb 14, 2025 21:13:23 ago (+2/-0)

d'aw

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 2 monthsFeb 14, 2025 20:39:45 ago (+2/-0)

Better get some Febreze mane

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 2 points 2 monthsFeb 14, 2025 20:30:19 ago (+2/-0)

I made a list! YES! YES! I've been waiting for years to make a list!

[ - ] drstrangergov 2 points 2 monthsFeb 14, 2025 19:15:42 ago (+2/-0)

maybe the feds will be our valentines?

[ - ] GreenSaint 1 point 2 monthsFeb 15, 2025 01:01:09 ago (+1/-0)

@System is my valentine

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 1 point 2 monthsFeb 14, 2025 20:21:52 ago (+1/-0)

An Israeli government watchlist. Project POGO & Project ZYPHR, perhaps.

[ - ] CoronaHoax 1 point 2 monthsFeb 14, 2025 20:08:41 ago (+1/-0)

ddos their list by us all getting on it!

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 2 monthsFeb 14, 2025 20:07:00 ago (+2/-1)

Imagine thinking the feds give a shit about dangus and his podcast. 😂

[ + ] big_fat_dangus

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 2 points 2 monthsFeb 14, 2025 20:22:04 ago (+2/-0)

Delicious dried up roastie sour grapes.

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 2 monthsFeb 14, 2025 20:52:46 ago (+1/-0)

I think it’s droopy that has a case of the sour grapes 🧐
https://files.catbox.moe/pjpthq.jpeg

[ + ] big_fat_dangus

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 3 points 2 monthsFeb 14, 2025 20:54:31 ago (+3/-0)

Obsessed with my dick.

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 2 monthsFeb 14, 2025 20:57:26 ago (+1/-0)

If so, what does it say that youve called me “roastie” 1300 times? 🧐

[ + ] big_fat_dangus

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 3 points 2 monthsFeb 14, 2025 21:00:30 ago (+3/-0)

Accurate every time.

[ + ] CoronaHoax

[ - ] CoronaHoax 0 points 2 monthsFeb 14, 2025 20:10:31 ago (+0/-0)

Supposedly people run programs to run around registering their emails to everyone with other people's names, and their name with everyone else's emails / addresses, and run fake accounts every where and us aAI post all kinds of random shit to muck up searches on themselves etc