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Bought $650 worth of ammo today

submitted by Not_a_redfugee to Guns 2 monthsFeb 16, 2025 01:16:43 ago (+4/-5)     (Guns)

500 22mm, 400 9mm, and 400 45mm. Didn't even mean to spend that much but my dick is small and looks weird so I have to compensate somehow. Got a cool shirt too.

(obviously a joke, retards. And if I'm an alphabet boi then you're schizo who thinks everyone is a fed)


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[ - ] con77 2 points 2 monthsFeb 16, 2025 01:32:01 ago (+2/-0)

Anyone who knows guns knows not all ammo is measured in mm.

Special agents informant

[ - ] RafalGanowicz 0 points 2 monthsFeb 16, 2025 07:34:16 ago (+1/-1)

Dude's got a 22mm!

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee [op] 0 points 2 monthsFeb 16, 2025 10:59:33 ago (+1/-1)

Fucking bitch ass nigger faggots can't recognize a joke holy shit. Of course it's not all "mm."

[ - ] JustALover 2 points 2 monthsFeb 16, 2025 11:01:09 ago (+2/-0)

You were only pretending to be retarded?

[ - ] con77 1 point 2 monthsFeb 16, 2025 12:26:54 ago (+1/-0)

No. He's retarded

[ - ] con77 0 points 2 monthsFeb 16, 2025 12:28:59 ago (+0/-0)

Wee Todd ded

[ - ] con77 0 points 2 monthsFeb 16, 2025 13:32:17 ago (+0/-0)

Git over and suck yo mama's dick

[ - ] beece 0 points 2 monthsFeb 16, 2025 11:14:30 ago (+0/-0)*

At one point I had so much 5.56 that I couldn't walk through the basement. Counted up and and 22,000+ was the number. Wife started looking at houses to buy on the internet and I thought, holy fuck, moving all that ammo (I had .22, 9mm, .45, .308/7.62 and 12ga in depth as well) will be an expensive and time consuming nightmare. Sold well more than half during the Biden ammo shortage. Put the remainder into .50 cal ammo cans and stacked it up in a stack-on "safe"/aka cabinet I bought from Walmart for @$100. 9,000-10,000 5.56 rounds didn't even fill it 3/4 full.

Range time since then has gotten it even more respectable in case I have to move it.

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee [op] 1 point 2 monthsFeb 16, 2025 11:22:54 ago (+1/-0)

Damn thats cool. I'm happy and content as long as I have over 2,000 rounds of 5.56 and 500 rounds of pistol calibers. I go shooting and then buy more to get back above those marks. I simply have a metal shelf in my computer room with ammo boxes on it. Every 5.56 is on stripper clips too.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2 monthsFeb 16, 2025 07:30:00 ago (+0/-0)

22 + 45 mm? = KYS.

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee [op] 1 point 2 monthsFeb 16, 2025 11:00:16 ago (+1/-0)

It was a joke. The numbers are real though. Fuck you retards have no sense of humor

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2 monthsFeb 16, 2025 16:14:21 ago (+0/-0)

a joke, right Herr Mossad trainee

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 0 points 2 monthsFeb 16, 2025 03:58:28 ago (+0/-0)

$650.00 ??...that's about the cost of 75rnds of 680grn .50cal.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 2 monthsFeb 16, 2025 03:53:28 ago (+1/-1)

Shut up faggot.

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee [op] 1 point 2 monthsFeb 16, 2025 11:02:22 ago (+1/-0)

I really thought you niggers would recognize that the "mm" thing is a joke. All else in the post is true tho.

[ - ] Looneyskiprooney 0 points 2 monthsFeb 16, 2025 03:09:15 ago (+0/-0)

?

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee [op] 0 points 2 monthsFeb 16, 2025 11:24:22 ago (+0/-0)

!

[ - ] Looneyskiprooney 0 points 2 monthsFeb 16, 2025 20:04:06 ago (+0/-0)

I love this place