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[ - ] RMGoetbbels 6 points 2 monthsFeb 17, 2025 15:53:08 ago (+6/-0)

Congrats sober faggot. Maybe if a few more of you bastards quit drinking the price of decent bourbon will go down. Crossing my fingers, two of them.

[ - ] Shitstartercarter 5 points 2 monthsFeb 17, 2025 15:53:04 ago (+5/-0)

Comgrats man. You've made ut out of the forest. If I had a year sober no way in hell I'd ever go back.
I come from a Irish/Scot/English heritage alcohol runs deep. Can't tell you how many family members drank themselves to death or just plowed through and crashed towards the end. Alcohol is a tricky drug. You find it everywhere and it's socially acceptable.
Keep on the good fight. Don't go back to it. You're way better off without the poison in you're life. Don't want to worry you, but as far as I've seen in my life it's the downfall of most people when they got clean for a while and go back to it. You go as hard as you did when you were drinking heavily, but your body just can't take it. My uncle was the worst I've seen. Guy drank a handle of 100 proof vodka a day. Beer was just supplemental. Made it to almost 60, but the last few years were awful to see.
Stay strong, stay healthy, live to see a better day man.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2 monthsFeb 17, 2025 15:58:07 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 5 points 2 monthsFeb 17, 2025 14:14:50 ago (+5/-0)

Awesome sauce. Stay on track. All it takes is one slip up to fall back into the bucket.

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 2 monthsFeb 17, 2025 14:56:05 ago (+1/-1)

I had a beer a couple weeks ago, and meh. I'm not stopping alcohol 'entirely', but the beer was becoming too much of a habitual thing, even at just a few per week. If anyone wants to stop or reduce consumption, just do that. It doesn't have to be a big deal.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 3 points 2 monthsFeb 17, 2025 15:14:51 ago (+3/-0)

It aint a big deal til you wake up from a 3 day bender, in jail

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 2 monthsFeb 17, 2025 15:28:36 ago (+2/-1)

That's more of a defective brain effect than the alcohol.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 3 points 2 monthsFeb 17, 2025 15:38:36 ago (+3/-0)

It's called 'bein a drunk that loves alcohol'

[ - ] Love240 1 point 2 monthsFeb 17, 2025 15:38:47 ago (+1/-0)

Why not just redefine everything just like the left does?

Oh, it's not a big deal, it's a 'defective brain'.

Problem solved, folks!

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 2 monthsFeb 17, 2025 21:35:28 ago (+1/-0)

Or, name it a disease and get funding!
Oh, wait.

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 2 monthsFeb 17, 2025 15:51:09 ago (+0/-0)

Does it sound like rational behavior? Seems like there would be a lot of very expensive and negative consequences for even one episode. How would this type of event occur in the absence of a cognitive defect?

[ - ] Love240 0 points 2 monthsFeb 17, 2025 16:03:18 ago (+0/-0)

Does it sound like rational behavior?
Oh, you mean like allowing a scheming, thieving, foreign tribe to control every aspect of your economy?
Seems like there would be a lot of very expensive and negative consequences for even one episode. How would this type of event occur in the absence of a cognitive defect?
Hm... Maybe we all actually have defective brains?

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 2 monthsFeb 17, 2025 16:15:08 ago (+1/-0)

I'd draw a distinction between underpowered and defective, but that is an argument to be made. Having cattle-brain or rancher-brain both carry a lot of negatives. As free-range as possible is the better position to occupy, imo.

[ - ] LeoFranksGhost 4 points 2 monthsFeb 17, 2025 14:15:05 ago (+4/-0)

Sounds like you're only California sober with that title.

[ - ] ProudRebel 2 points 2 monthsFeb 17, 2025 15:52:55 ago (+2/-0)

Still counts in my book.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2 monthsFeb 17, 2025 18:47:32 ago (+0/-0)

California sober lol.

[ - ] glooper 4 points 2 monthsFeb 17, 2025 13:58:25 ago (+4/-0)

You should have a drink to celebrate!

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 1 point 2 monthsFeb 17, 2025 15:54:04 ago (+1/-0)

^^^THIS GUY. This guy right here is absolutely one of my friends.

[ - ] ProudRebel 3 points 2 monthsFeb 17, 2025 15:54:39 ago (+3/-0)

Good job my friend. My favorite thing now is waking rested,no hangover and a nice cup of coffee. Congrats!!!

[ - ] Anus_Expander 3 points 2 monthsFeb 17, 2025 15:13:54 ago (+3/-0)

Sobering up is the best thing I ever did, stick with it

[ - ] Trope 2 points 2 monthsFeb 17, 2025 18:23:46 ago (+2/-0)

Congratulation, Dindu.

One concept the dry-drunkards in AA often fail to grasp is that one must keep the dopamine flowing. Instead of relying on a dopamine-stimulating drug, it serves us very well to go out there and build a fulfilling life for ourselves.

Dopamine affinity is what created our ancestors: Explorers always seeking more. Pioneers. So wether it be in faith, family, business, education, or career: Be sure to work towards highly-rewarding endeavors and take the time to humble yourself with mindfulness: appreciating your life and its many blessings. That is the serotnonin.

Because if we can’t stop to appreciate each passing day, then why the fuck are we doing this in the first place?

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2 monthsFeb 19, 2025 08:31:02 ago (+0/-0)

A lot of 'quitters' fail because they didn't find a replacement for boozing. I got back into playing music when I quit about 12 years ago. In my ads, I said only sober musicians need apply. It was a real challenge finding non-drunks or potheads, but I eventually did. Playing sober was very weird at first, but soon became normal, and far more productive than the past experiences of every rehearsal and gig being soaked in alcohol.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 2 points 2 monthsFeb 17, 2025 16:57:39 ago (+2/-0)

\o fuck yeah, goat! Good work

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 2 points 2 monthsFeb 17, 2025 16:56:21 ago (+3/-1)

Didn't do much for your writing skills.

[ - ] Dindu [op] 1 point 2 monthsFeb 17, 2025 17:12:56 ago (+1/-0)

You see I took on the town bully like Mr Burns. Remember when Mr Burns took on the town bully don't you

[ - ] VitaminSieg 2 points 2 monthsFeb 17, 2025 14:14:06 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 2 monthsFeb 17, 2025 18:45:34 ago (+1/-0)

Didn’t you ask a few months ago, when does it get better? Now you’re Swayze in Roadhouse. I assume you are feeling better. Glad to hear it. Dont go too crazy with the other stuff. Keep pushing toward a healthy life style.

[ - ] Leveraction 1 point 2 monthsFeb 17, 2025 18:45:05 ago (+1/-0)*

Big congrats on a year!!!!

Stay sober.

Yea, it is amazing how things are still getting clearer at 17 months sober.
Remember to ALWAYS stay vigilant against that first drink so you don't relapse

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 2 monthsFeb 17, 2025 17:57:21 ago (+1/-0)

congrats.

pussy

but congrats.

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 2 monthsFeb 17, 2025 17:50:06 ago (+1/-0)

Congrats coon.

[ - ] FreeinTX 1 point 2 monthsFeb 17, 2025 14:11:39 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 2 monthsFeb 17, 2025 21:34:16 ago (+0/-0)

Nice! Last time I was sober was 1994 and one other time for a month.

[ - ] Cantaloupe 0 points 2 monthsFeb 17, 2025 20:54:01 ago (+0/-0)

Congratulations, stay strong

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 0 points 2 monthsFeb 17, 2025 19:20:39 ago (+0/-0)

That's called DT's

[ - ] GreenSaint 0 points 2 monthsFeb 17, 2025 18:55:40 ago (+0/-0)

Keep your head off and pants off bro.