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Life (and potential unlife) comes at you fast

submitted by big_fat_dangus to tellupgoat_based_edition 3 monthsMar 2, 2025 22:23:34 ago (+13/-1)     (tellupgoat_based_edition)

- at muh Sheetz today after work on a snack/gatorade run

- vehicle still running, doors still locked from the drive while I check muh phone first before going in

- out of absolutely nowhere, a nigger with its hoodie up closes on me in a split second and yoinks on the driver's door, hard

- turns out it was preoccupied with its sail foam and actually meant to get into a similar looking car a few spots over

- its coal burner waiting in the car for it laughs raucously

- mfw I could have been dead before I even had a chance to reach for my 🔫 in the console

Stay frosty out there lads.


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[ - ] ilikeskittles 1 point 3 monthsMar 3, 2025 10:15:30 ago (+1/-0)

Fucking niggers.

[ - ] CHIRO 0 points 3 monthsMar 3, 2025 08:59:46 ago (+0/-0)

I hate getting caught like that. I worked security in a bad area for a bit. There were several times I wrote something off that wound up getting the jump on me. Like in your case, they turned out not to be fatal errors, but they remind you that you aren't above being a statistic.

[ - ] puremadness 0 points 3 monthsMar 3, 2025 08:57:15 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 3 monthsMar 2, 2025 22:42:52 ago (+2/-1)

non peripheral vision things.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 0 points 3 monthsMar 3, 2025 03:43:12 ago (+0/-0)

Wrong, I could see the nog from the moment it exited the store.

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 3 monthsMar 3, 2025 08:06:39 ago (+0/-0)

Think she was implying about the nog.

Probably need to find better stores if niggers confuse your car with theirs. Or stop driving Dodge.

[ - ] puremadness 2 points 3 monthsMar 3, 2025 08:55:42 ago (+2/-0)

and that was the day all of voat discovered he drove a pink Cadillac.

[ - ] HelenHighwater 1 point 3 monthsMar 2, 2025 22:30:31 ago (+1/-0)

imagine if you had. murder trail.