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Just trying to take my mind off of political conflict...

submitted by Love240 to Gardening 1 monthMar 3, 2025 16:54:05 ago (+32/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

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Just trying my hand at some gardening...

EDIT: Just two more weeks!


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[ - ] 2plus2equals5 3 points 1 monthMar 3, 2025 19:36:31 ago (+3/-0)

(I had the same idea last summer while picking weeds. I've known many morally-superior birkenstock-wearers and annoying old maids so I was thinking of song lyrics to cancer their self image):

Violent to violets that's what I am.
Don't call me that name I don't give a damn.
They don't belong here you know what's right.
Weren't invited now it's time to fight.

Maintain purity
Bloodlines pure
Soil cleansed of outsiders
I'm killing them all. To be sure.

I breed pink fringes orchid with blue stripes.
I want the XL edition with grey leather interior well sorted.
A Maltese is not a Pit. That's not what was ordered.
If the maid mixes Lusterware with Fiestaware she gets deported.
This must all be perfect and precise.
I don't care what my grandchildren look like.

Radical gardener. Fascist gardener. Oi Oi Oi

[ - ] WNwoman 3 points 1 monthMar 3, 2025 18:10:59 ago (+3/-0)

Many such metaphors

[ - ] dingbat 1 point 1 monthMar 3, 2025 19:47:59 ago (+1/-0)

A landscape architect designed my yard before I bought the house. In theory, it’s amazing. In actuality, it’s filled with fucking jews and it sucks my soul out having to constantly maintain it.

[ - ] bohmoonx 1 point 1 monthMar 3, 2025 21:03:12 ago (+1/-0)

But you can kill all the invasive weeds without going to prison.

[ - ] Trope 1 point 1 monthMar 3, 2025 18:32:32 ago (+1/-0)

Really looking forward to yard work this year.

[ - ] Ducktalesooo000ooo 1 point 1 monthMar 3, 2025 17:05:15 ago (+1/-0)

U gonna build a pudding camp for the weeds or just plant them in your neighbors yard?

[ - ] Love240 [op] 1 point 1 monthMar 3, 2025 17:51:22 ago (+1/-0)

Nay, but rather cast them out.

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 1 monthMar 3, 2025 18:06:16 ago (+1/-0)

Good find! lmao-twice.

[ - ] dassar 0 points 1 monthMar 3, 2025 20:44:42 ago (+0/-0)

If life gives you lemons - make a dedicated weed garden !!

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 1 monthMar 3, 2025 19:15:27 ago (+0/-0)

Good metaphor. Who let all those weeds grow in the first place?