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100,000 imaginary internet points!

submitted by con77 to TellUpgoat 1 monthMar 5, 2025 20:48:00 ago (+5/-1)     (TellUpgoat)

BOW TO YOUR SENSEI!

con77

Member for: 4 years

scp: 58960 (+62269/-3309)
ccp: 41072 (+42161/-1089)
votes given: 87912 (+83363/-4549)
score: 100033

I will admit that Im retired and only work part time on the weekends

the closest Ive seen is @big_fat_dangus at just over 77,000

DANGUS, YOU MAY SPEAK TO ME AS AN EQUAL IN PRIVATE BUT IN PUBLIC I WILL STILL REQUIRE PROPER MILITARY HONORS!


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[ - ] Spaceman84 3 points 1 monthMar 5, 2025 22:00:35 ago (+3/-0)

That fag followed my TikTok account simply because I clicked a link he posted here. I don’t post anything to that account. He followed it anyway like a gay dork or glownigger.

[ - ] con77 [op] 2 points 1 monthMar 5, 2025 22:46:06 ago (+2/-0)

Dangus?

[ - ] Trope 4 points 1 monthMar 5, 2025 23:18:48 ago (+4/-0)

Where do we cash in our points?

I’m thinking about either the click-clack ball or the kazoo.

[ - ] con77 [op] 2 points 1 monthMar 6, 2025 01:07:09 ago (+2/-0)

Kazoo for sure

[ - ] FacelessOne 3 points 1 monthMar 6, 2025 00:07:03 ago (+4/-1)*

Muh Potato @Lord_Nougat is King

180k voots.

30k+ downvoats.

Fucking King.

Anyone can spam for updoots. Quality updoot downvoat curation is key!

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 5 points 1 monthMar 6, 2025 09:32:56 ago (+5/-0)

The rich in internet points get richer while the poor in internet points get poorer.

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 1 monthMar 6, 2025 00:17:37 ago (+3/-0)

[ - ] con77 [op] 2 points 1 monthMar 6, 2025 01:06:00 ago (+2/-0)

Score less than 69K

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 1 monthMar 6, 2025 01:34:22 ago (+2/-0)

No u.

[ - ] FacelessOne -1 points 1 monthMar 6, 2025 17:49:48 ago (+0/-1)

You can thank Him...

If @System showed who has given you how many downdoots and upvoats like absolutely everyone here has asked for yet he refuses to be transparent because this is a fed honeypot.

[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 1 monthMar 6, 2025 19:11:57 ago (+0/-0)

Go outside

[ - ] FacelessOne 0 points 1 monthMar 7, 2025 01:45:25 ago (+0/-0)

Nou

[ - ] con77 [op] 1 point 1 monthMar 6, 2025 01:05:27 ago (+1/-0)

Score less than 69K

[ - ] 3Whuurs 2 points 1 monthMar 6, 2025 00:27:32 ago (+2/-0)

I honestly still don’t know what those points even mean.

[ - ] 3Whuurs 3 points 1 monthMar 6, 2025 00:41:05 ago (+3/-0)

I honestly still don’t know what those points even mean.

[ - ] con77 [op] 3 points 1 monthMar 6, 2025 01:08:33 ago (+3/-0)

I can also state for a fact that a chest full of medals and $2 will get you a cup of coffee.

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 1 point 1 monthMar 6, 2025 09:31:22 ago (+1/-0)

$7

[ - ] Master_B 0 points 1 monthMar 6, 2025 01:22:38 ago (+1/-1)

"Yeah, but you're a boomer so it doesn't count"

[ - ] con77 [op] 2 points 1 monthMar 6, 2025 10:45:45 ago (+2/-0)

Unfortunately for you I'm not dead yet

[ - ] Master_B 1 point 1 monthMar 6, 2025 15:52:50 ago (+1/-0)

And get all the points and fame I would've gotten!!

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 2 points 1 monthMar 6, 2025 03:13:52 ago (+2/-0)

"Imaginary internet points"?
You couldn't be more wrong.
Saint Peter now has a tablet keeping track of your internet points as an upgrade to his Book of Life. If you are borderline hell-bound, a good score could make the difference between the fiery pits of Hell and the mere unpleasantness of Purgatory.
But you need to step up your game. Those shitty numbers won't get you into Heaven.
lol.
jk.
Thanks for all the content.

[ - ] con77 [op] 1 point 1 monthMar 6, 2025 09:06:31 ago (+1/-0)

@system how about a badge?

[ - ] system 3 points 1 monthMar 6, 2025 10:38:53 ago (+3/-0)

Insane accomplishment. I'll see what I can whip up.

[ - ] con77 [op] 1 point 1 monthMar 6, 2025 10:44:42 ago (+1/-0)

Thanks 😊