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Couplebeers'll do it

submitted by big_fat_dangus to based_department 1 monthMar 8, 2025 13:13:21 ago (+28/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/0bwz7c.MP4



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[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 12 points 1 monthMar 8, 2025 13:17:58 ago (+12/-0)

"moderate to severe ((( Italian ))) wife."

LMFAO

[ - ] GrayDragon 1 point 1 monthMar 8, 2025 16:08:15 ago (+1/-0)

So many of my friends are fucking wops.

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 3 points 1 monthMar 8, 2025 17:54:36 ago (+3/-0)*

Northern Italians are Whites with Blonde-Brown hair, blue eyes.

Southern Italians are mainly Nigger-Jews with Black Hair, and dark eyes. They are almost all descendants of treasonous Conversos, and Marranos.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 2 points 1 monthMar 8, 2025 13:38:57 ago (+2/-0)

Take as directed , side effects include wild mood swings and rockng good times

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 4 points 1 monthMar 8, 2025 13:46:57 ago (+4/-0)

I have to take my medication after each upgoat session. 10 more minutes....

[ - ] shitface9000 3 points 1 monthMar 8, 2025 15:01:57 ago (+3/-0)

good skit. could have cropped off about 30 secs tho.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 1 point 1 monthMar 9, 2025 01:32:38 ago (+1/-0)

You got somewhere to be?

[ - ] GrayDragon 1 point 1 monthMar 8, 2025 15:48:48 ago (+1/-0)

hic no one understands.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 1 point 1 monthMar 8, 2025 20:00:48 ago (+1/-0)

Ain't that the truth

[ - ] InYourFaceNancyGrace 4 points 1 monthMar 8, 2025 15:54:31 ago (+4/-0)

Wait what the fuck... a funny SNL skit? With a hint of edge, joking about substance abuse and dependence!?

It feels like it's been decades since SNL has produced anything funny. Oh right, because it has. Since before Fallon was on the show, and that was the fucking 90s.

[ - ] patchesohoulihan 2 points 1 monthMar 8, 2025 16:10:45 ago (+2/-0)

Damn for SNL that was actually pretty funny. Shane Gillis is hilarious.

[ - ] LookFat 2 points 1 monthMar 8, 2025 16:29:16 ago (+2/-0)

He's a big fat retarded tranny lover who peddles faggot beer for shekels. Fuck you kike fag.

[ - ] Rob3122 0 points 1 monthMar 8, 2025 21:02:48 ago (+0/-0)

This guy is everywhere now

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 0 points 1 monthMar 9, 2025 00:09:13 ago (+0/-0)

He has a couple of Bud Light commercials with Post Malone. My mother likes Post Malone. I couldn't tell you one of his songs, but I have heard him sing (not rap) and he has talent.

[ - ] Rob3122 0 points 1 monthMar 9, 2025 17:10:43 ago (+0/-0)

He also has tattoos on his face.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 1 monthMar 8, 2025 21:38:46 ago (+1/-0)

Ho Lee Shit! Fucking gold!!!

[ - ] x0x7 0 points 1 monthMar 9, 2025 00:08:56 ago (+0/-0)

It's easy to get those benefits without the downsides. It sounds lame, but just drink exactly the level associated with minimum mortality https://bmcmedicine.biomedcentral.com/articles/10.1186/s12916-023-02907-6. One drink a day.

Now you have a slight edge on being able to shed stress vs nature, but you never become an idiot or face health problems.