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Burglar *Breaks into my home*

submitted by kammmmak to funny 1 monthMar 13, 2025 11:13:39 ago (+25/-2)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] Portmanure 9 points 1 monthMar 13, 2025 11:23:30 ago (+9/-0)

Just remember in front of the agents of oppression (police) and the oppressors (Justice system) sad face, sniffle sniffle, “I was in fear for my life and I was forced to defend myself” followed by “I want to cooperate and tell you what happened but I want to speak to my lawyer first so there is no misunderstanding” and then shut up!

[ - ] con77 4 points 1 monthMar 13, 2025 11:38:36 ago (+4/-0)

^^^ this!

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 1 monthMar 13, 2025 14:31:02 ago (+0/-0)

The last two words are hardly ever followed.

[ - ] Leveraction 5 points 1 monthMar 13, 2025 12:12:31 ago (+5/-0)

Backhoe and a ditch work really well

Or the train station

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 1 monthMar 13, 2025 16:45:08 ago (+0/-0)

I live in cougar country.
Not many Jews and Niggers around here, the cats think they are delicious!

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1 monthMar 14, 2025 23:47:45 ago (+0/-0)

Sad how the game has fallen

[ - ] Master_Foo 1 point 1 monthMar 13, 2025 16:43:43 ago (+1/-0)

Christ-Cucks: "Turn the other cheek"

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 1 monthMar 14, 2025 00:40:26 ago (+0/-0)

I'ma nice guy. Give them a choice.

1. Call the police and charge them with felony burglary.

2. Lay their arm down on the table and allow one good hit with a 3 pound hammer.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 0 points 1 monthMar 13, 2025 17:39:00 ago (+0/-0)

"Oh, look!"

click-clack

"A nigger that values his life more than my tv!"

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 1 monthMar 13, 2025 16:58:58 ago (+0/-0)

I keep some duct tape, a roll of plastic and some ky jelly in my basement for just such occasions.

Bodies load really discretely into the bed of your tonneau covered truck parked in the garage.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 3 points 1 monthMar 13, 2025 17:38:18 ago (+3/-0)

Well, that's not why I keep duct tape, plastic, and ky in my basement. But you do you.