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Woodchipper or oven

submitted by oyveyo to whatever 1 monthMar 13, 2025 20:41:15 ago (+8/-0)     (whatever)



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[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 0 points 1 monthMar 14, 2025 03:57:46 ago (+0/-0)

The chip-o-matic would be cheaper and faster, just more of a mess. I feel like jews could understand that logic

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 1 point 1 monthMar 13, 2025 21:24:35 ago (+1/-0)

OVEN.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 1 point 1 monthMar 13, 2025 22:20:02 ago (+1/-0)

FUCK YOU

C: pigs

[ - ] Imsickofmakingusernames 1 point 1 monthMar 14, 2025 00:09:16 ago (+1/-0)

And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

[ - ] Spaceman84 1 point 1 monthMar 13, 2025 23:02:02 ago (+1/-0)

Active volcano

[ - ] recon_johnny 1 point 1 monthMar 14, 2025 00:01:27 ago (+1/-0)

Both. Chip ‘em first, burn what remains

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 2 points 1 monthMar 13, 2025 21:29:05 ago (+2/-0)

Sandpaper floor

[ - ] watts2db 2 points 1 monthMar 13, 2025 22:20:47 ago (+2/-0)

wood chipper would gum up

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 3 points 1 monthMar 13, 2025 23:45:56 ago (+3/-0)

What's that thing called they use to throw horses and cows in? Its a piece of machinery of the gods. I used to watch that shit on Live Leak back in the day. It is truly a marvel of a machine. It doesn't gum up but they probably use water or something.

[ - ] Sunman_Omega 2 points 1 monthMar 14, 2025 00:23:27 ago (+2/-0)

Are you thinking of the industrial shredder?

https://m.youtube.com/user/bigshredder

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 1 monthMar 14, 2025 00:28:12 ago (+2/-0)

Yes! That's exactly it. Back in the day someone posted a vid of them throwing full horses into it. Works like a champ.

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 2 points 1 monthMar 14, 2025 05:44:33 ago (+2/-0)

I know exactly which video you're talking about. It got moved to youtube and is surprisingly still there.

The best part was when it squeezed a particularly juicy part of a cow just right and sprayed it like a geyser.

[ - ] watts2db 0 points 1 monthMar 15, 2025 18:40:40 ago (+0/-0)

lol nice

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 1 monthMar 13, 2025 23:44:39 ago (+2/-0)

*Industrial woodchipper

[ - ] JohnnyKarateChop 2 points 1 monthMar 13, 2025 23:48:35 ago (+2/-0)

I'd settle for ocean. Fuck, they can have a luxury resort with unlimited free food/entertainment/room and board if it means they never some back.

[ - ] Master_Foo 3 points 1 monthMar 13, 2025 21:07:19 ago (+4/-1)

Crucifixion THEN oven.

[ - ] Steelerfish 3 points 1 monthMar 13, 2025 22:17:01 ago (+3/-0)

Yes

[ - ] 2Drunk 5 points 1 monthMar 13, 2025 21:41:56 ago (+5/-0)

You have to kosher that jew before you kill it so:

Grab that jew by the feet and bash its head on something.

or

Tape it's eyes open and force it to watch non-stop home movies of white families enjoying themselves without spending money.

[ - ] Trope 3 points 1 monthMar 14, 2025 01:19:04 ago (+3/-0)

You dare tempt everyone here with a good time.