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I had a gf like that

submitted by kammmmak to funny 1 monthMar 17, 2025 11:27:52 ago (+35/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 1 monthMar 17, 2025 12:41:00 ago (+1/-0)

Maybe youre not doing it right.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 1 monthMar 17, 2025 13:35:35 ago (+1/-0)

they never think that sometimes maybe its a lot. I know the porns show all this activity and everyone jumping around and honestly there are times I think Im going to do this but then when it starts its like your stuck. I'm sure dead doesn't mean "dead" probably just means not doing all the tricks in the book to feel something.


[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 1 monthMar 17, 2025 14:11:38 ago (+1/-0)

People in porns are getting paid to jump around and act like its all good. And alot of it doesn’t look that enjoyable to me. Theoretically any man should be able to give me an orgasm. They just have to take my instructions!
....And after that we’ll take off our clothes. Ba dum tisss! 🥁

Anyway weren’t we supposed to be all super-sluts that love to ride the cock carousel and jump on black dick the minute our husbands/ bfs turn their back? Now we are horses playing dead to get out of sex. Which is it?

[ - ] Gowithit 3 points 1 monthMar 17, 2025 15:05:56 ago (+3/-0)

Lol.

Which one is it?

Whichever leaves me blameless,of course!

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy 0 points 1 monthMar 17, 2025 14:43:13 ago (+0/-0)

Porn is often fake, stage managed. The solo stuff less so - but it can also be fake. But hardcore porn is work. This led Brea Bennett to eventually refuse to do anything but solo.

Someone said 10% of American women between 18-24 have an OnlyFans account - and solo is a major staple of OnlyFans. That's what women should be doing.

[ - ] DivineLight2 2 points 1 monthMar 17, 2025 15:42:12 ago (+2/-0)

Whores are worthless, once she posts her butthole for some soybucks she's worthless. Encouraging women to be whores just reduces the numbers of viable mothers and wives.

Women should be well behaved and have simple part time work and look after the home.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 1 monthMar 17, 2025 15:54:14 ago (+0/-0)

simple part time work

you have to have a tight community and supportive family for that to happen anymore. They took that away so you'd be forced between 2 extremes or die trying.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 1 monthMar 17, 2025 16:09:50 ago (+0/-0)

I noticed how you completely gave men a pass for promiscuity.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 1 monthMar 17, 2025 15:16:46 ago (+0/-0)

That's what women should be doing.

Why? In no way is it productive. These women would be getting money for this behavior I assume? How does it help to waster your society’s resources in this way?

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy 0 points 1 monthMar 17, 2025 15:18:47 ago (+0/-0)

Beats working long hours as a secretary or getting sexually harassed as a waitress in a diner. Besides, we boys like girls.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 1 monthMar 17, 2025 15:27:02 ago (+0/-0)

I heard you have to be a type of virtual gf to these guys to make any real money on OF and I believe it. . Secretary would be preferable.

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy 0 points 1 monthMar 17, 2025 15:39:08 ago (+0/-0)

Erm, maybe. There is also camming.

In any case women can do what they want.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 1 monthMar 17, 2025 15:53:40 ago (+1/-0)

You don’t want us to do what we want. Youre a fuck and suck tyrant.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 1 monthMar 17, 2025 15:56:28 ago (+1/-0)

no one does. its why they distract and confuse. Women cant even talk anymore. I'm not talking about online I'm talking about in person. Groups? Communities? Good luck getting on the same page. there's always a Judas somewhere in there.
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[ - ] Joe_McCarthy 0 points 1 monthMar 17, 2025 15:58:01 ago (+0/-0)

Not at all. It is opt-in. You don't have to participate.

That's the great thing about this though. Women WILL want to participate.

These guys around here though? Total opposite. They're all about making you do stuff. The whole Nick Fuentes 'your body my choice' fascism.
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[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 1 monthMar 17, 2025 15:51:54 ago (+0/-0)

But how is it work and not a misallocation of resources. Its like saying “ more people should grow opium” because you can get paid that way. You can do it but you shouldn’t because it increases economic dysfunction. It doesn’t create wealth, it destroys it.

You didn’t answer my question. You are always accusing me of not engaging in serious debate. But this is is a silly answer.

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy 0 points 1 monthMar 17, 2025 16:42:27 ago (+0/-0)

It's a form of entertainment. Prudes don't see that as illegitimate until the girl is showing her twat.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 1 monthMar 17, 2025 17:10:51 ago (+0/-0)

No I don’t see entertainment of any kind as legitimate work.

Prudes

See? Abuse. Youre oppressive.

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy 0 points 1 monthMar 17, 2025 17:16:50 ago (+0/-0)

Dunno why you seem to be conflating internet posts with my budding sex cult in the mountains anyway. If you feel oppressed here maybe, just maybe, you're unduly sensitive.

Or you could be trolling. That could be it.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 2 points 1 monthMar 17, 2025 23:30:58 ago (+2/-0)

ITT @postwallhelena and @gowithit are left unattended and they start yelling at the clouds. In the midst of their trauma dump, they encounter a wild pedophile. He really wants to talk about onlyfans and solo cam girls. He was able to smell the porn talk in the water and brought his fact sheets. He takes his porn and pedo-ing very very seriously.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 1 monthMar 18, 2025 10:09:40 ago (+0/-0)

Girls talk to each other

Goats:
rrreeeeeee! No! Clouds!

He was able to smell the porn talk in the water and brought his fact sheets

Lol. Thats what happened. Maybe he searches the term porn for recent usage.

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy 0 points 1 monthMar 18, 2025 11:52:40 ago (+0/-0)

Pedo hunters are unquestionably the biggest morons on the internet.