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why dont you take a break Darlin and go fix us lunch?

submitted by con77 to funny 1 monthMar 17, 2025 15:10:02 ago (+10/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/odbsnq.jpg

thats my girl!


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[ - ] Anus_Expander 3 points 1 monthMar 17, 2025 15:18:27 ago (+3/-0)

After liftin that bale for the Insta foto, she prolly needed a week of rest

[ - ] NoRefunds 5 points 1 monthMar 17, 2025 16:36:56 ago (+5/-0)

yeah, anyone that actually bales hay is not fucking smiling, ever

[ - ] Nosferatjew 2 points 1 monthMar 17, 2025 16:42:07 ago (+2/-0)

Yeah. That shit is scratchy. And if this is the fall, have fun with a billion annoying insects attacking your face.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 1 monthMar 17, 2025 17:36:49 ago (+2/-0)

ahh yes. The dog pecker gnats. I hate those fucks about as much as I hate jews and niggers.

[ - ] NoRefunds 1 point 1 monthMar 17, 2025 17:10:30 ago (+1/-0)

Not just that, usually you pair up and one person on each side, no one grabs bales like that

[ - ] con77 [op] 3 points 1 monthMar 17, 2025 15:21:21 ago (+3/-0)

Anus. look at the shoulder and bicep on that bitch. she could probably snu snu both of us to death!

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 1 monthMar 17, 2025 15:25:21 ago (+2/-0)

tru, I'm just deeply suspicious of wahmen pix that show them doin real work. Exception: squatty mexican bitches, they do climb scaffolding all day in the sun.

[ - ] Rotteuxx 4 points 1 monthMar 17, 2025 15:31:21 ago (+4/-0)

You should see my boss's farm hand, 5'6", 3 kids below 5 and as cut as a swimsuit model... Even I wouldn't want to piss her off, it would hurt too much.

[ - ] con77 [op] 4 points 1 monthMar 17, 2025 15:32:44 ago (+4/-0)

pics or gtfo!

[ - ] Rotteuxx 1 point 1 monthMar 17, 2025 18:33:01 ago (+1/-0)

Front or back?

[ - ] Peleg 2 points 1 monthMar 17, 2025 20:18:22 ago (+2/-0)

Yes.

[ - ] con77 [op] 1 point 1 monthMar 17, 2025 20:20:24 ago (+1/-0)

BOFE

[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 1 monthMar 17, 2025 15:27:27 ago (+2/-0)

....until ICE shows up.

[ - ] con77 [op] 2 points 1 monthMar 17, 2025 15:31:37 ago (+2/-0)

true. she probably flew in from LA for that photo shoot. she's been training for a female bodybuilder competition. they used a mister to fake the appearance of perspiration. question is what are they selling?

now you ruined my fantasy

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 1 monthMar 17, 2025 15:44:28 ago (+1/-0)

Zoom in on the eyelashes, then hold a funeral for it.

[ - ] con77 [op] 1 point 1 monthMar 17, 2025 15:33:32 ago (+1/-0)

its a truck ad!

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 1 monthMar 17, 2025 16:40:01 ago (+0/-0)

Looks like a tranny.

[ - ] CaptainMongo 0 points 1 monthMar 17, 2025 15:38:38 ago (+0/-0)

The Lass Was Definitely Strain' A Tad, Sucking In Her Lower Lip Tells That Tale...

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 1 monthMar 17, 2025 17:34:52 ago (+1/-0)

All the decades I ever put up hay in many diff locales I never once seen a bitch out there. Not once. Well, other than to bring us water or sweet tea.

[ - ] Peleg 1 point 1 monthMar 17, 2025 15:44:14 ago (+1/-0)

As a teen I hauled hay for this farmer. Every year just before hay season his back would "go out", and he couldn't help with the bales so he drove the truck while his pregnant wife threw bales of hay with us teenage boys!
That was one lazy turd of a farmer.

[ - ] con77 [op] 1 point 1 monthMar 17, 2025 16:02:02 ago (+1/-0)

whats a bale like that weigh?

[ - ] Nosferatjew 2 points 1 monthMar 17, 2025 16:39:29 ago (+2/-0)

6,000,000lbs

[ - ] Peleg 1 point 1 monthMar 17, 2025 20:22:48 ago (+1/-0)

A fully packed bale would weigh between 75 and 85 pounds. That baling twine she's holding looks pretty loose. I'd say that bale would weigh around 60 to 65 pounds.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 1 monthMar 17, 2025 17:37:58 ago (+1/-0)

Prolly hurt his back at some point and had to watch it.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 1 monthMar 17, 2025 16:38:32 ago (+0/-0)

full face makeup
fake eyelashes
no upper lip
narrow hips
fake blonde streaks

Nah