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The Lie About the Astronauts—Watching People Short Circuit in Real Time

submitted by dingbat to TellUpgoat 1 monthMar 19, 2025 09:26:04 ago (+20/-4)     (TellUpgoat)

Yesterday, some retards at work were talking about the astronauts coming back to earf. One’s perspective was libtarded (“OMG, if the world’s richest man could’ve saved him MONTHS AGO, why didn’t he? But instead we’ll have no social security because he’s stealing it!”) 🤦🏻‍♀️ Another’s perspective was MIGA lite because he didn’t want to offend the libtard (“Well, they were up there a really long time compared to when they were supposed to originally return and it’s better that they’re back, regardless of how it happened.”)
I couldn’t take the idiocy anymore, so I piped in: “Wait, how long were they originally supposed to be gone? 8 days? And they were gone for 9 months? I wonder to myself how they were able to eat and survive and go to the bathroom for all that extra time?”

I saw them both short circuit. They started thinking, looking up—my questions bothered their brains so much they couldn’t say anything for 8-10 seconds. Then the MIGA guy said, “Well, I haven’t thought about that. That’s a good question.” And the retarded liberal said, “I don’t even want to think about that.” Of course you don’t, retard.


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[ - ] dalai_llama 5 points 1 monthMar 19, 2025 10:07:44 ago (+9/-4)

https://www.nasa.gov/international-space-station/space-station-visiting-vehicles/

They keep a record of the resupply vehicles. Not sure why someone would think that the ISS has been up there for that long without regular servicing and resupplies. The bathroom situation was solved a long time ago. Not sure why someone would think there isn't a way to eliminate waste up there either.

https://www.space.com/how-do-astronauts-go-to-bathroom-in-space-toilet-guide

They actually recycle their own pee, sweat, and exhaled moisture, purify it, and drink it, lol.

[ - ] dirtywhiteboy 3 points 1 monthMar 19, 2025 10:58:52 ago (+6/-3)

Yeah it's totally real goys trust me

We totally went to the moon also

[ - ] Her0n 6 points 1 monthMar 19, 2025 12:53:22 ago (+9/-3)

We did, just because you don't understand anything about it doesn't make it untrue.

[ - ] dirtywhiteboy 2 points 1 monthMar 19, 2025 13:06:06 ago (+4/-2)

Fucking lol yes and 6 gorillion kikes died in the ww2 as well

[ - ] Her0n 3 points 1 monthMar 19, 2025 14:01:28 ago (+7/-4)

I never said that. Glad to know that you can only think in binary ways, this or that, yes or no.

The world is grayscale, and full of nuance.

There are plenty of yourube videos for you to watch if you actually want to try to wrap your head around it.

Since we are strawmanning:

You must believe the earth is flat so can you gibe me a model that explain every natural phenomenon we observe on our planet?

I won't hold my breath, because it has yet to happen since this retarded psyop started in 2016

[ - ] InYourFaceNancyGrace 5 points 1 monthMar 19, 2025 14:10:35 ago (+5/-0)

I won't hold my breath, because it has yet to happen since this retarded psyop started in 2016

I fucking wish it started in 2016.

The Flat Earth Society Library also includes hard-to-find writings from members of the 19th and early-20th Century Flat Earth movement and Universal Zetetic Society.

Our new website includes the Flat Earth Society forums a thriving online community since 2004.


No, my friend, I'm afraid that flatbrained retards have been (and probably will be) around forever.

[ - ] Her0n 3 points 1 monthMar 19, 2025 15:14:32 ago (+3/-0)

No, my friend, I'm afraid that flatbrained retards have been (and probably will be) around forever.

I meant his youtube community, but you are 100% correct about these idiots being here with us forever.

I have yet to have one of these idiots give a real world example that is logistically possible. Meanwhile they kvetch about experiments that prove their hypothesis wrong.

[ - ] OftenWrong 0 points 1 monthMar 20, 2025 10:22:53 ago (+0/-0)

Flat earth comes from the talmud https://files.catbox.moe/5wetvy.jpg https://files.catbox.moe/69ge4e.jpeg
They aren't falling for a psyop but jewish cope over reality not fitting with their holy book spilling over through occultist communities into the rest of the world. People historically were ignorant of whether the earth was flat or not OR they knew it was round. The only ones who have thought it was flat properly historically were jews and their occultist puppets

[ - ] dirtywhiteboy 0 points 1 monthMar 19, 2025 14:17:03 ago (+2/-2)

strawmanning reeeeeeeee
you must believe the earth is flat

"Accuse your enemies of what you're doing"

Kikel btfo

[ - ] Her0n 3 points 1 monthMar 19, 2025 15:11:08 ago (+4/-1)*

Woosh.

Give me a working model of your flat earth or STFU.
If you aren't a flerfer, then tell me why you don't think we landed on the moon.

[ - ] dirtywhiteboy 1 point 1 monthMar 19, 2025 15:19:55 ago (+1/-0)*

Talk about woosh you contradicting retard. Yeah, not believing in the moon landing and believing in flat earth are totally mutually exclusive. You're retarded.

[ - ] Her0n 2 points 1 monthMar 19, 2025 17:21:07 ago (+3/-1)

Explain why you think the moon landing is fake.

I already said that, and you avoided it. Will you avoid it again?

[ - ] OftenWrong 0 points 1 monthMar 20, 2025 10:26:26 ago (+0/-0)

The moon landing wasn't fake but they have declassified enough and there has been unofficial recognition that they had produced fake materials in case it failed to broadcast to the soviets to pretend we won whether or not we did. The material and people involved in that are what lead to the fake moon landing mythology. When you get that deep you see that they didn't need to release it though because the mission didn't fail. People speculate whether they would have broadcast the fakes to just the soviets or also to locals because back then psyoping the americans was a lot more likely for someone to cause problems for you

[ - ] dirtywhiteboy -2 points 1 monthMar 19, 2025 17:36:18 ago (+0/-2)

Doesn't matter what I think. Zog propagandist retards like yourself disregard the truth no matter what. Typical shitlib baiting reddit tier dumb fucks. Feel free to pm me for actual sources, but you won't. You're just here to be a diversive kike.
Continue thread

[ - ] TheSimulacra -3 points 1 monthMar 19, 2025 14:00:57 ago (+1/-4)

There are aliens on the moon. Footage was faked to not create mass panic. We went, but saw things that would freeze the world economy up, so it’s been slow acclimatization since then. Footage had to be faked. Interviews were awkward.

Only kikes push the we never went, so thank you for making yourself known.

[ - ] dirtywhiteboy -1 points 1 monthMar 19, 2025 14:16:04 ago (+0/-1)

"Accuse your enemies of what you are doing" thanks for making yourself known.

[ - ] OftenWrong 0 points 1 monthMar 20, 2025 10:20:06 ago (+0/-0)

they are Hitlers second class of readers. Reject everything once they realize they have been lied to about a lot and fall for any counternarrative

[ - ] Spaulding 0 points 1 monthMar 19, 2025 15:50:31 ago (+1/-1)

Because space is fake and gay faggot.

[ - ] NoRefunds 0 points 1 monthMar 19, 2025 16:25:45 ago (+0/-0)

explain to me how these ships dock with the ISS

[ - ] dalai_llama 2 points 1 monthMar 19, 2025 17:23:41 ago (+2/-0)

You can't use the internet to search it yourself? Must be because computers are fake. Explain how computers work or else none of this is real.

[ - ] NoRefunds 0 points 1 monthMar 19, 2025 19:30:30 ago (+0/-0)

Explain how ships accelleate to mach 15 and decellerate to come back.

[ - ] Sector2 6 points 1 monthMar 19, 2025 11:56:46 ago (+6/-0)

Missed opportunity for the first space baby.

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 5 points 1 monthMar 19, 2025 12:38:10 ago (+5/-0)

Good thing.
Without gravity that baby would grow to the size of a zeppelin.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1 monthMar 19, 2025 14:19:34 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 2 points 1 monthMar 19, 2025 16:03:25 ago (+2/-0)

Why don't they have tanks of ice that are exposed to the heat of reentry and blast the steam like retro rockets to slow them down?

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 1 monthMar 19, 2025 17:39:18 ago (+2/-0)

That jew poo cunt's face is pure birth control

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 0 points 1 monthMar 20, 2025 04:31:51 ago (+0/-0)

facts

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 1 monthMar 19, 2025 12:07:23 ago (+1/-0)

commented before I saw your comment, how do you know it was a "missed" opportunity?

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 1 monthMar 19, 2025 12:42:59 ago (+1/-0)

They're only bringing back two occupants.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 1 monthMar 19, 2025 13:01:58 ago (+1/-0)

saving comment. see you in 20 years.

[ - ] Sector2 2 points 1 monthMar 19, 2025 13:10:46 ago (+2/-0)

March 19, 2045 it is. Wear a red radiation suit and carry a green blaster so I'll recognize you.

[ - ] Gowithit -1 points 1 monthMar 19, 2025 12:06:28 ago (+0/-1)

“I don’t even want to think about that

a human gestation period is about 280 days

think about That, buddy!
I know you are at work and can't do it but its fun to think about how he would react.

[ - ] Her0n 3 points 1 monthMar 19, 2025 12:54:01 ago (+3/-0)

I would say this at work without pause, that's why it's better that I'm the boss

[ - ] Her0n 4 points 1 monthMar 19, 2025 12:52:41 ago (+10/-6)

They were aboard the ISS, which has ample supplies in case of emergencies like this.

You didn't even know the astronauts were on the ISS for the nine month time frame and you're here trying to act like you know some big secret.

I love it, it's adorable how little you people understand and how confident that makes you.

[ - ] deleted 3 points 1 monthMar 19, 2025 14:08:44 ago (+3/-0)*

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[ - ] dingbat [op] 0 points 1 monthMar 19, 2025 15:42:25 ago (+1/-1)

It’s adorbs that you think space travel is real, for realsies.

[ - ] Her0n 1 point 1 monthMar 19, 2025 17:22:07 ago (+1/-0)

Explain how they fake it then.

Show me how they fake it.

None of the evidence your youtube gurus have presented has been the smoking gun you all think it is.

[ - ] deleted -1 points 1 monthMar 19, 2025 19:48:39 ago (+0/-1)*

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[ - ] Bottled_Tears 7 points 1 monthMar 19, 2025 13:03:39 ago (+10/-3)

Space is fake and gay.

[ - ] lolxd 5 points 1 monthMar 19, 2025 13:09:24 ago (+5/-0)

You only exposed the fact that both of them only know about surface level stuff, and never look beyond what they're told.

You found a pair of retards in the wild frankly.

[ - ] dingbat [op] 0 points 1 monthMar 19, 2025 17:18:14 ago (+0/-0)

They’re everywhere!

[ - ] OftenWrong 0 points 1 monthMar 20, 2025 10:18:51 ago (+0/-0)

even if this didn't make the retards think he wasn't crazy and they are smart enough to look it up they will find that the missions have planned for failures so they have rations. they even might find the resupply missions so he looks ignorant if they look into things which makes them less likely to trust him and more likely to trust nasa

[ - ] con77 8 points 1 monthMar 19, 2025 13:36:12 ago (+8/-0)

if you confront a libtard with logic they

shut down and refuse to talk

start shouting angrily

report you to HR

[ - ] Nosferatjew 1 point 1 monthMar 19, 2025 14:23:37 ago (+1/-0)

You don't know what you don't know.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1 monthMar 19, 2025 17:38:49 ago (+0/-0)

plenty of food and water, and Christmas decorations 😂

[ - ] dingbat [op] 1 point 1 monthMar 19, 2025 19:46:15 ago (+1/-0)

AE, I can’t believe how many people here believe in NASA. Have they not seen the videos of the astronauts in the pool and the air bubbles in the “muh ISS” videos? The visible wires??? What the fukkk?

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 1 monthMar 19, 2025 21:50:51 ago (+2/-0)

They haven't yet understood that NASA means 'Not A Space Agency'.

[ - ] X8VSAJuFrMdcur5E 0 points 1 monthMar 19, 2025 17:56:27 ago (+0/-0)

It was always an alternate plan. I hate that it got politicized by idiots on all sides. NASA does actually plan for contingencies. Nobody needed saving.

[ - ] Sheitstrom 0 points 1 monthMar 19, 2025 20:48:43 ago (+0/-0)

They just want to repeat what the tv and social media tells them to repeat. Easier than thinking.

[ - ] OftenWrong 0 points 1 monthMar 20, 2025 10:16:37 ago (+0/-0)

you didn't think it through. They sent food to resupply and had emergency rations in case of a failed return for years. the resupply wasn't even ( allegedly if you doubt space) to give them emergency food but just food that wasn't super old rations. If you want to deny the lore you need to know their lore. they have never considered any mission likely to succeed and have prepared for multiple failures in a row every time so this arguement is a nonarguement that at most will have them think you are crazy tinfoil man by their pavlovian conditioning or at the least get them to look it up and buy further into the lore of NASA because they have accounted for this. Even if space is real NASA does fake missions for propaganda , this fact itself has people thinking nasa is in contact with aliens

[ - ] dingbat [op] 1 point 1 monthMar 20, 2025 12:23:36 ago (+1/-0)

I’ll accept this, sometimes my username checks out. I do not believe in NASA nor do I follow anything related to it, so I wasn’t aware of the story at all. It was just interesting to see how people reacted once a question was brought up. The conservative said, “wow, that’s an interesting thought,” while the liberal said she didn’t want to think about it. I don’t care if anyone thinks I’m wearing a tinfoil hat, most of us here appear that way to others if you’re not hiding behind a facade.

[ - ] OftenWrong 0 points 1 monthMar 22, 2025 11:39:51 ago (+0/-0)

we are all often wrong