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Sad But True

submitted by PeterTheRoman to funny 1 monthMar 20, 2025 01:07:15 ago (+23/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/zlzymt.png

Do other groups lack the genes associated with things like this?


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[ - ] i_scream_trucks 5 points 1 monthMar 20, 2025 03:53:44 ago (+5/-0)

yeah it stops the fucking conveyor and lets the retarded checkout chick know to STOP SCANNING SHIT

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 1 point 1 monthMar 20, 2025 07:02:09 ago (+1/-0)

They won't let you buy one of those.
I've been trying for years.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 1 monthMar 21, 2025 04:15:12 ago (+0/-0)

take one of the handles off the carts outside.

also doubles up as an impromptu baton.

for relay races.

remember most expandable batons are stamped with registration numbers everywhere while a trolleypole can be tossed down the nearest drain. just dont do it on a fully broadcast athletics event. P is for Plausible deniability. taps nose

[ - ] puremadness 1 point 1 monthMar 20, 2025 03:01:26 ago (+1/-0)

Get off my loaf!

[ - ] Fourteeneightyeight 0 points 1 monthMar 20, 2025 14:39:04 ago (+0/-0)

whips get caught in the conveyor

[ - ] Love240 0 points 1 monthMar 20, 2025 01:27:45 ago (+0/-0)

MF never been to a dollar store? Everyone loves that stick.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 1 monthMar 20, 2025 03:54:45 ago (+0/-0)

i would love to know what the fuck goes through the minds of your average american if this and having to change your clock by an hour for daylight savings is fucking apocalyptic shit.