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Plants don't like rap music

submitted by shitface9000 to Nature 1 monthMar 23, 2025 12:48:50 ago (+48/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/n55o73.mp4



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[ - ] Sector2 26 points 1 monthMar 23, 2025 13:04:22 ago (+26/-0)

Neither do people.

[ - ] bobdole9 11 points 1 monthMar 23, 2025 14:00:09 ago (+11/-0)

Boost crop yields AND keep niggers away with this one easy trick!

[ - ] WNwoman 17 points 1 monthMar 23, 2025 13:26:39 ago (+17/-0)

Even nature loves Whiteness.

[ - ] GreatSatan 0 points 1 monthMar 26, 2025 20:15:34 ago (+0/-0)

Techno, rock and metal are White music you inbred.

[ - ] WNwoman 0 points 1 monthMar 26, 2025 21:08:17 ago (+0/-0)

The nog music isn’t and that’s obviously what I was referring to, you buffoon.

[ - ] drstrangergov 11 points 1 monthMar 23, 2025 13:34:28 ago (+11/-0)

nobody likes rap music

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 1 point 1 monthMar 23, 2025 18:45:18 ago (+1/-0)

He called it music! Purity spiral this man at once!

[ - ] drstrangergov 1 point 1 monthMar 25, 2025 10:44:04 ago (+1/-0)

is that what that's called? whoo, that's a nasty tactic.

[ - ] lord_nougat 9 points 1 monthMar 23, 2025 13:27:42 ago (+9/-0)

[ - ] GreatSatan 0 points 1 monthMar 26, 2025 20:14:57 ago (+0/-0)

I love how you left out techno and rock and metal music, OP you faggot.

[ - ] inaminit 6 points 1 monthMar 23, 2025 13:25:32 ago (+7/-1)

Plants dig Bach

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 1 monthMar 24, 2025 00:46:10 ago (+1/-0)

Who doesn’t?

[ - ] SumerBreeze 6 points 1 monthMar 23, 2025 12:55:21 ago (+6/-0)

Or metal and hard rock - along with rap and hiphop, it’s all considered nigger music to plants.

[ - ] Her0n 2 points 1 monthMar 23, 2025 15:57:59 ago (+2/-0)

Well, all those genres talk about sex, drugs, degeneracy, and violence far more often than others.

[ - ] Sleazy 0 points 1 monthMar 23, 2025 15:35:22 ago (+0/-0)

what about symphonic metal?

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 4 points 1 monthMar 23, 2025 13:17:51 ago (+4/-0)

95% of popular music is due to repetition.
Great songs that you love the first time you hear them are very rare.

[ - ] s23erdctfvyg 3 points 1 monthMar 23, 2025 15:13:48 ago (+3/-0)

That's how I decide which music to keep, and which music to toss.
If I love it the first time I hear it, I save it.
If I don't, while I might go back and listen to it from time to time, I won't save it.

[ - ] shitface9000 [op] 2 points 1 monthMar 23, 2025 13:28:57 ago (+2/-0)

the songs internally are governed by repetition as well

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1 monthMar 23, 2025 20:54:13 ago (+1/-0)

It's the lack of progression in current music.

It's the same 2 bar loop for 4 minutes no change ups.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 3 points 1 monthMar 23, 2025 17:14:05 ago (+3/-0)

TIL, plants are smarter than niggers.

[ - ] Sunman_Omega 3 points 1 monthMar 23, 2025 16:39:46 ago (+3/-0)

Rap isn't music, it's noise.

[ - ] Crackinjokes 3 points 1 monthMar 23, 2025 14:25:58 ago (+3/-0)

It's not music

[ - ] deleted 2 points 1 monthMar 23, 2025 14:30:01 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] Climhazzard 1 point 1 monthMar 23, 2025 15:25:51 ago (+1/-0)

It says high pitched singing too. So opera is out.

[ - ] jfroybees 0 points 1 monthMar 23, 2025 18:26:02 ago (+0/-0)

Soprano and tenor, yes.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 1 monthMar 23, 2025 14:08:13 ago (+1/-0)

I don't like the snickers commercial music.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 6 points 1 monthMar 23, 2025 14:50:36 ago (+6/-0)

I haven’t seen a coon-mercial in ten years.

[ - ] Climhazzard 1 point 1 monthMar 23, 2025 15:42:16 ago (+1/-0)

I stopped watching tv almost entirely after my family got a million channel satellite tv. It was endless commercials on all the channels, except for the premium channels like Hobos Boxing Online, which just aired movies. I ended up using peer2peer to torrent some shows without the commercials, and used adblock almost 20 years ago, but I stopped watching tv altogether around when I migrated to old voat over half a decade ago.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1 monthMar 23, 2025 21:31:06 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] DestroyerofSquirrels 0 points 1 monthMar 23, 2025 21:19:02 ago (+0/-0)

I could have sworn myth busters said they liked metal but oh well

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1 monthMar 23, 2025 20:52:33 ago (+0/-0)

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