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I've befriended a 22 year old egirl thot or whatever

submitted by deleted to whatever 1 monthMar 24, 2025 00:29:20 ago (+13/-7)     (whatever)

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[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 0 points 1 monthMar 24, 2025 02:55:28 ago (+1/-1)

Twat shot or it didn't happen or I don't care.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 1 monthMar 24, 2025 03:48:04 ago (+1/-1)

[ - ] clymer 0 points 1 monthMar 24, 2025 04:46:25 ago (+1/-1)

welp.. If she frequents upgoat i'd say your chances of getting remotely near that tall chicks cooch just went from .05% to .000000000001% (and even then, would likely take a good dose of chloroform

[ - ] clymer 3 points 1 monthMar 24, 2025 05:01:13 ago (+3/-0)

actually reminds me of a story from my past tho. When I was like 25, I was framing houses for work and me and my boss would stop at this gas station because we were working right up the road. Beautiful chick was working behind the counter and I would chat it up with her when we went in there, total smoke show, thought she had a boyfriend, so played it cool. One day after work, we roll through, my boss and I both go in the store, I grab my after work coffee and as I am cashing out, I say "nice seeing you." give her a smile, didn't think anything of it. My boss comes out afterward, hops in the drivers seat and hands me her number, says "she wanted me to give this to you." I was all, HELL YEAH. I call her later that eve and she was down to get together. I'm like, cool -how about saturday and she replies with "how about now?" I was all HELL YEAH all over again. I give her directions to my place, I was basically renting a room in a house at the time, but had the place to myself this one night. She pulls in, i'm thinking - ok, we'll watch a flick, maybe mug it up on the couch a little, she'll drive home after we plan another date. SHe was wayyyy too cute to be easy-sleazy, first date fuck. Within 45 minutes, she's asking me to go to my room and fuck, we ended up doing a couple rounds of that and she takes off at like 1:00 AM. I tell my boss the next day and he takes complete credit for it, acts like I owe him something for it, LOL. GOOD TIMES

[ - ] con77 0 points 1 monthMar 24, 2025 14:36:40 ago (+0/-0)

He deleted the fucking picture!

What a fucking pussy!

[ - ] NoRefunds 0 points 1 monthMar 24, 2025 16:54:09 ago (+0/-0)

wtf is this gay blog shit go to tumblr with this crap

[ - ] GreatSatan 1 point 1 monthMar 24, 2025 05:27:47 ago (+2/-1)

The fuck is this shit?

[ - ] RabbiKinderschtupper 1 point 1 monthMar 24, 2025 07:37:28 ago (+1/-0)

Tall one ain't bad. Short one could be if she put down the cupcakes for a while.

Be careful with this shit dude. I knew a guy at a local gas station I'd frequent. I was in there all the time grabbing coffee in between work and my classes. We'd shoot the shit, he knew where I worked, knew my political leanings, etc and always played it cool and always seemed like a nice guy. Told him about the comic shop where I'd play tabletop games on Fridays and invited him out.

Dude was literally being investigated by law enforcement for Antifa shenanigans. There was a...situation here, and he was one of the main three that local law enforcement and the FBI were after.

[ - ] TheSimulacra 1 point 1 monthMar 24, 2025 12:36:21 ago (+1/-0)

Trump signs in your yard?

Fuck off faggot, were full.

Mosey on over to gab or some shit.

[ - ] TheSimulacra 1 point 1 monthMar 24, 2025 12:38:14 ago (+1/-0)

YOU SIR ARE A COMPLETE FUCKING MORON

Hates jews
Loves Trump

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[ - ] namefagsrgay 1 point 1 monthMar 24, 2025 12:50:38 ago (+1/-0)

Bruh. Write that shit to chatgpt.

And you know you can make ice at home and don't have to smoke the jews fags right?

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 2 points 1 monthMar 24, 2025 00:52:12 ago (+3/-1)

Be careful. Be a gentleman. And if something's too good to be true you're missing something.

[ - ] CamelsMiller [op] 1 point 1 monthMar 24, 2025 00:54:51 ago (+4/-3)

I'm NOT after sexual relations, they are tainted, and God who knows. I'm trying to educate and teach them on the jewery and such.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 6 points 1 monthMar 24, 2025 03:06:34 ago (+7/-1)

You just said you're gonna fuck her straight ya fuckin sperg. Just ask if they're trying to hang out if you want to hang out. Quit pussy footing around. If it's yes, hang out. If it's no, whatever. Don't change your routine. Fuckin weirdo, fucks wrong with you? Men and women aren't friends. They're either fucking, wish they were fucking, or not interested in fucking. Figure it out and act accordingly. Who knows, next week you might be telling yourself it was worth it when you have to go get a round of amoxicillin.

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 2 points 1 monthMar 24, 2025 10:10:20 ago (+2/-0)

Good luck, brother. I hope God guides your heart and mind.

[ - ] SumerBreeze 2 points 1 monthMar 24, 2025 03:30:46 ago (+2/-0)

Some girls wear masks and manipulate for more information to destroy you later with.

Shit - potentially they might actually want you for a ritual sacrifice; they are practicing witches and don’t want to reveal their plans!

Or you should have fun - just don’t let them bind you to the bed or any other area.

[ - ] con77 2 points 1 monthMar 24, 2025 03:51:02 ago (+2/-0)

I was gonna say I'd bitch slap all 3 of you then I saw the pic.

Ask her how much for 2 hours?

[ - ] rapid_water 2 points 1 monthMar 24, 2025 06:19:48 ago (+2/-0)

It's not good to post pictures of personal connections

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 3 points 1 monthMar 24, 2025 03:01:11 ago (+3/-0)

Good luck and Godspeed
AlexLinder.com has some great audiobooks to recommend to the ladies

[ - ] con77 3 points 1 monthMar 24, 2025 03:52:40 ago (+3/-0)

What kinda faggot smokes orange cigs?

[ - ] Anus_Expander 3 points 1 monthMar 24, 2025 08:08:02 ago (+3/-0)

I cannot handle that much autism this early in the morning

[ - ] Sector2 4 points 1 monthMar 24, 2025 01:48:55 ago (+5/-1)

The girl is not worth catching a case of lung cancer. Start buying something else there.

[ - ] Niggly_Puff 4 points 1 monthMar 24, 2025 01:59:37 ago (+4/-0)

Get while the gettin's good. The queer one looks fun for a weekend.

[ - ] Cantaloupe 4 points 1 monthMar 24, 2025 02:45:27 ago (+4/-0)

It would be good to free their minds from evil

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 4 points 1 monthMar 24, 2025 06:01:14 ago (+4/-0)

At least flat queer doesn't have any tats, maybe you can straighten her/them out.

[ - ] CHIRO 8 points 1 monthMar 24, 2025 00:44:13 ago (+8/-0)

What's old?

22 is young, dude. Don't fuck around with crazy.

[ - ] CamelsMiller [op] 2 points 1 monthMar 24, 2025 00:53:06 ago (+4/-2)

I'm not and haven't. I'm trying to red pill some young girls. They are accepting and following my feeds. I can show them all the things, talk them into understanding the jewery. This is teaching the young-lings what is behind the curtain.

If you think I'm tying to have sexual relations with a lib-bot, you are mistaken. I can handle myself, and am ok.

[ - ] Love240 1 point 1 monthMar 24, 2025 01:26:32 ago (+2/-1)

The queer one is obviously into you, pull her from the jaws of the fags and make her yours (if you think that's possible).

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 8 points 1 monthMar 24, 2025 00:46:50 ago (+8/-0)

Bro. Shrink it down. I got other shit to do.

[ - ] WNwoman 12 points 1 monthMar 24, 2025 00:54:01 ago (+12/-0)

It’s too late for this level of autism.

[ - ] ModernGuilt 3 points 1 monthMar 24, 2025 06:37:54 ago (+3/-0)

It's also too early

[ - ] oyveyo 15 points 1 monthMar 24, 2025 00:34:05 ago (+15/-0)

tl,dr