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Bad news. Christianity's most holy relic has gone missing

submitted by Panic to Christianity 1 monthMar 24, 2025 09:50:59 ago (+7/-2)     (www.cbc.ca)

https://www.cbc.ca/radio/ideas/how-jesus-foreskin-became-one-of-christianity-s-most-coveted-relics-and-then-disappeared-1.6002421

I used to joke about this, but damn, some clever bastards beat me to it by centuries.


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[ - ] Sector2 4 points 1 monthMar 24, 2025 15:04:40 ago (+4/-0)

"Throughout the history of Catholicism, relics — be they an alleged piece of the holy cross or the toe or finger of a saint — have been considered key to communing with the divine."

Christianity has no "relics". That's another unbiblical practice by the anti-Christian Catholics.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 3 points 1 monthMar 24, 2025 11:07:00 ago (+5/-2)

Careful, jew worshipers will get butthurt and downvote you for pointing out that their judean rabbi was circumcized.

[ - ] Panic [op] 1 point 1 monthMar 24, 2025 14:57:51 ago (+2/-1)

I can take the heat. Aaaaan - there's 1 downvote.

Come on folks, downvote the hell out of this one. I am so disappointed.

[ - ] GreatSatan -1 points 1 monthMar 25, 2025 01:08:01 ago (+1/-2)

It’s jews like Tallest_skil that get really butthurt when you question their silly religion.

[ - ] Kozel 1 point 1 monthMar 24, 2025 14:07:45 ago (+2/-1)

forbidden beef jerky

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 1 monthMar 24, 2025 13:54:27 ago (+2/-1)

Jesus, as a Jewish boy, was circumcised when he was eight days old, like Jewish boys are.

The holy fidget spinner.

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 0 points 1 monthMar 24, 2025 12:10:36 ago (+1/-1)

Some psychos probably cloned him