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Reptilian jews made me an incel

submitted by MrNiggoriumsBixNoodEmporium to Reptiles 1 monthMar 30, 2025 18:26:38 ago (+7/-1)     (Reptiles)

You think it’s a coincidence that I can’t get a girlfriend? Hell no. The reptilians have brainwashed women into rejecting men like me. They’ve got them chasing after soy boys and beta cucks while the real men, the ones who know what’s up, are left in the dust. But I’m not bitter. Nope. I’m focused. I’ve got a mission. I’ve been hunting these scaly bastards for months now. I’ve got a whole system:

Step 1: Track their movements. They’re sneaky, but they leave clues—like a faint smell of sulfur or a weird shimmer when they walk.

Step 2: Follow them to their lairs, usually disguised as jewish community centers or banks. Classic.

Step 3: Expose them. (Harder than it sounds when the world’s against you.)

Just yesterday, I tailed one to a Starbucks. It was sipping a latte, pretending to be human, but I saw its tongue dart out for a split second. I tried to confront it, but the barista told me to leave. Typical. The system protects them. But I’m not afraid. I’ve got nothing to lose. No job, no friends, no life—thanks to the reptilians and their feminist agenda.


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[ - ] prototype 2 points 1 monthMar 30, 2025 18:58:54 ago (+2/-0)

I hate to break it to you but you made you an incel.

Your celibacy is headcanon bullshit.

Ask out one new women a day every day, and someone will say yes. Act like you, dress like you, don't change anything. Just do that for 2-3 weeks, and then you can thank me later.

[ - ] MrNiggoriumsBixNoodEmporium [op] 2 points 1 monthMar 30, 2025 19:01:16 ago (+2/-0)

That requires talking to them, which is too painful an experience

[ - ] prototype 3 points 1 monthMar 30, 2025 19:10:21 ago (+3/-0)*

That requires talking to them, which is too painful an experience

Theres the problem. That headcanon stuff we talked about.

Getting a girl amounts to, 1. approaching her in public, 2. saying "hey, how you doing? You want to go out and have some fun sometime?"

Thats it. Leave it open for her to find a reason about why she likes or doesn't like you.
Play the numbers.

If you can't even minimally help yourself, what makes you think anyone is going to help you?

Expect between 20-30 rejections depending on your 1. wealth, 2. height, 3. looks.

When she says no, you can politely say something like "are you sure? I had xyz activity in mind. It'll be fun. You'll be missing out."

Thats it. She says no, move on.

People really don't need a lot of convincing. It's 1. showing up, 2. letting them judge for themselves if theres something they like about you (and a lot of times its not even about you, they may just be bored, horny, just got out of a breakup and looking for revenge sex, interested in something about you that you mistake for a negative, or you just look like 'their type'). Point is don't try to understand women. Women understand other women and they hate each other. Just play the numbers.

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 1 monthMar 30, 2025 19:47:12 ago (+0/-0)

What's your physical appearance and odor, and what exactly do you say to them? One or all of those are what's causing them to run away.

"Hi, you fucking bitch."

Here's an example of an approach that rarely works, no matter how you're dressed or smell.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1 monthMar 30, 2025 19:57:35 ago (+0/-0)

'Just take a shower, bro'---Reddit advice

[ - ] MrNiggoriumsBixNoodEmporium [op] 2 points 1 monthMar 30, 2025 20:11:53 ago (+2/-0)

Took 12 showers, got 25 hair cuts, started lifting pink dumbbells and now I have a harem of 10/10 submissive big tiddied blonde girls with blue eyes. Thanks plebbit!!

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1 monthMar 30, 2025 20:13:08 ago (+0/-0)

IT FINALLY WORKED! But get another haircut just to make sure, Patrit!

[ - ] __47__ 1 point 1 monthMar 31, 2025 08:49:24 ago (+1/-0)

Jfc. If you're serious you just keep getting more unhinged by the day.

[ - ] Her0n 1 point 1 monthMar 30, 2025 20:16:15 ago (+1/-0)

Take a nuclear device to Israel and detonate it then.

If I find out I have some terminal illness that's what I intend to do.

I'll show those fuckers what a White version of Sampson can achieve.

Why not do the same? Take out the main nest.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 1 monthMar 31, 2025 10:06:08 ago (+0/-0)

Absolutely certified upgoat moment.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 1 monthMar 30, 2025 21:37:23 ago (+0/-0)

You just gotta be cool with that hunny bunny and they will pay attention to you. It doesn't matter what you look like because I know some ugly motherfuckers who have decent-looking women. Its all in the suave/attitude. pull your cock out and show it to them.

[ - ] Ducktalesooo000ooo 0 points 1 monthMar 30, 2025 21:20:39 ago (+0/-0)

You need to check the cloaca to be sure