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For giggles, I bought bitcoin and gold in my retirement account

submitted by AugustineOfHippo2 to TellUpgoat 1 monthMar 31, 2025 11:22:19 ago (+11/-0)     (TellUpgoat)

Gold is way outperforming bitcoin


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[ - ] Scyber 2 points 1 monthMar 31, 2025 12:01:13 ago (+2/-0)

BTC is gonna crash like it did at the start of the pandemic in 2020 so the US can buy it cheap

[ - ] Markshirley 2 points 1 monthMar 31, 2025 11:57:20 ago (+2/-0)

yeah if you bought gold ten years ago how rich would you be.
now do Bitcoin.
btc has returns so high gold can only dream. this is a statistical reality.

[ - ] NoRefunds 1 point 1 monthMar 31, 2025 12:49:01 ago (+1/-0)

btc has returns so high

it's a scam, dummy. My buddy and I were on Celsius. I got out right before they died. I only had $5k in there. He already quit his job and was 'retired'. Whoops, he lost like I don't even know $800k+

Well, guess who had to go back to work.

[ - ] Scyber 0 points 1 monthMar 31, 2025 12:54:12 ago (+1/-1)

Username checks out.

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 1 monthMar 31, 2025 13:22:51 ago (+1/-0)

And yours doesn't?

He's 100% correctamundo!

bit-con IS A SCAM!

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1 monthMar 31, 2025 13:30:34 ago (+0/-0)

Celsius?

I conveniently don't understand context online if it benefits me.

[ - ] Markshirley 0 points 1 monthMar 31, 2025 13:56:16 ago (+0/-0)

what's the highest ROI on gold in the last 50 years, now do btc

[ - ] NoRefunds 0 points 1 monthMar 31, 2025 19:49:41 ago (+0/-0)*

What's the highest ROI on insuring the twin towers for attacks from terrorism and then having it pay out twice one month after purchase

How about the ROI on taking over a nation's banks and issuing it's currency back to that country with interest?

How about the ROI on some piece of shit "art" that some kike appraises at $10m then takes loans out on it and doesn't pay them back?

[ - ] FuckShitJesus 1 point 1 monthMar 31, 2025 17:05:37 ago (+1/-0)

You didn't buy either. If you don't hold the gold, or hold the keys to the BTC - you're just another sucker with a paper contract.

[ - ] namefagsrgay 1 point 1 monthMar 31, 2025 11:46:03 ago (+1/-0)

Bitcoin is fucked right now. I knew I should have sold a few months back and then bought everything back in a dip. What a faggot mistake

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 [op] 2 points 1 monthMar 31, 2025 11:51:25 ago (+2/-0)

I was thinking the Trump economy would propel bitcoin higher, especially after his “bitcoin reserve” comments.

[ - ] Markshirley 0 points 1 monthMar 31, 2025 11:58:36 ago (+0/-0)

always buy dips and hodl don't buy a large amount at once unless you can wait it out

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 1 monthMar 31, 2025 17:02:10 ago (+0/-0)

Gold is way outperforming bitcoin
What? since yesterday?

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 0 points 1 monthMar 31, 2025 12:42:41 ago (+0/-0)

Nice. I hope it's physical gold. Keep holding silver, too.