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I was at Sams Club in Sarasota this weekend

submitted by con77 to whatever 2 monthsMar 31, 2025 13:40:27 ago (+14/-2)     (whatever)

There are many beautiful women in the world. Then you see one that makes the others pale in comparison.

I saw one like that last Saturday. I asked her "Were you on The Price is Right?".

She got the reference and guffawed! Good for her. She has a sense of humor and I made an absolutely stunning woman laugh!


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[ - ] big_fat_dangus 9 points 2 monthsMar 31, 2025 18:35:41 ago (+9/-0)

Attractive young woman laughs nervously when creepy old boomer makes a pass at her.

[ - ] con77 [op] 6 points 2 monthsMar 31, 2025 18:36:58 ago (+6/-0)

you just wont give me a break will you

[ - ] PostWallHelena 7 points 2 monthsMar 31, 2025 19:08:48 ago (+7/-0)

They retch when dangus talks to them.

[ - ] bobdole9 4 points 2 monthsMar 31, 2025 19:15:58 ago (+4/-0)

the smell!

[ - ] PostWallHelena 4 points 2 monthsMar 31, 2025 19:17:43 ago (+4/-0)

the folds!!

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 1 point 2 monthsMar 31, 2025 19:23:45 ago (+2/-1)

Whenever something is posted about an attractive woman, helena the bitter hag is here to seethe.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 2 monthsMar 31, 2025 19:26:11 ago (+2/-1)

Oh yeah? Where did that happen? You are the only one seething over con talking to a girl. Jealous?

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 2 monthsMar 31, 2025 19:56:39 ago (+1/-1)

^ my point proven 🤣

[ - ] Steelerfish 2 points 2 monthsMar 31, 2025 21:36:33 ago (+2/-0)

As she is tightly clutching the bottle of mace in her purse…

[ - ] con77 [op] 1 point 2 monthsApr 1, 2025 09:54:22 ago (+1/-0)

My chloroform trumps her mace!

[ - ] Anus_Expander 6 points 2 monthsMar 31, 2025 14:38:40 ago (+6/-0)

I dont get it

[ - ] con77 [op] 5 points 2 monthsMar 31, 2025 17:14:48 ago (+5/-0)

Bob Barker had impossibly beautiful women as stage models posing beside consumer products on his TV show

[ - ] bobdole9 5 points 2 monthsMar 31, 2025 19:15:38 ago (+5/-0)

I miss Bob's Beauties. Now Drew Carey has niggers, faggots, and niggerfaggots (not you guys) on the show.

[ - ] con77 [op] 2 points 2 monthsMar 31, 2025 21:05:39 ago (+2/-0)

OMG!

[ - ] Steelerfish 1 point 2 monthsMar 31, 2025 21:39:03 ago (+1/-0)

That’s because they both fuck the talent models prior to hiring them. And they have preferences..
Poor Drew, 12 year old scantily clad boys and girls he wants don’t make for good sexual symbols outside of the major cities.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 3 points 2 monthsMar 31, 2025 18:01:30 ago (+3/-0)

Oh, I thought that was Wheel of Fortune

[ - ] con77 [op] 2 points 2 monthsMar 31, 2025 18:30:02 ago (+2/-0)

Vanna White.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 4 points 2 monthsMar 31, 2025 15:42:33 ago (+4/-0)

C'mon down

[ - ] con77 [op] 3 points 2 monthsMar 31, 2025 17:11:35 ago (+3/-0)

Yeah buddy!

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 2 monthsMar 31, 2025 14:01:47 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] con77 [op] 4 points 2 monthsMar 31, 2025 14:13:49 ago (+4/-0)

How the hell do you find this stuff?

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee 3 points 2 monthsMar 31, 2025 14:21:56 ago (+3/-0)

You haven't seen happy Gilmore?

[ - ] con77 [op] 2 points 2 monthsMar 31, 2025 17:12:13 ago (+2/-0)

20 years ago

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 2 monthsMar 31, 2025 19:59:55 ago (+1/-0)

Thankfully, no. We killed our televisions in the 70s.

[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 2 monthsMar 31, 2025 14:43:31 ago (+2/-0)

A 1996 movie? If you can stand "Adam Sandler' It's worth a look.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 5 points 2 monthsMar 31, 2025 18:37:32 ago (+5/-0)

All things and megajewishness considered, he supposedly is a pretty down to earth guy for a rich turbo-kike. Maybe Ill rewatch it again. It’s been a long time for me too and I just can’t watch anything remotely new anymore.

[ - ] Volf 5 points 2 monthsMar 31, 2025 18:40:08 ago (+5/-0)

I have heard the same thing about Adam Sandler. He's like the least bad jew lol.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 4 points 2 monthsMar 31, 2025 19:11:57 ago (+4/-0)

Dont know aboutt that. He fucking LOVES isreal. Ever see Don’t Mess with the Zohan? Its a tribute to the state of israel.

[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 2 monthsMar 31, 2025 19:17:56 ago (+3/-0)

least bad jew

Think it's "as a person, I would want to oven him towards the end of the list"

[ - ] PostWallHelena 4 points 2 monthsMar 31, 2025 19:24:42 ago (+4/-0)

Yeah, Ive watched a ton of his movies. I enjoy most of them But i know the kind of jew he is. He is a very pro-jew jew. He’s not a super-lib. He’s “conserative” even though he pushes degeneracy in some of his films. He’s a Trump supporter probably because of Trumps Israel stance.

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 2 monthsMar 31, 2025 19:45:52 ago (+0/-0)

TCM,should be in your "wheelhouse".

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2 monthsApr 4, 2025 12:24:58 ago (+0/-0)

Bends over opens prison wallet.

[ - ] Markshirley 1 point 2 monthsMar 31, 2025 17:06:42 ago (+1/-0)

digits? if not ur gay..

[ - ] con77 [op] 2 points 2 monthsMar 31, 2025 17:18:01 ago (+2/-0)

Bruh impossibru

This is near St Armands in Sarasota. This tiger was the pampered pet of a very rich man.

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 2 monthsMar 31, 2025 19:19:29 ago (+2/-0)

Should have lead with that. Never seen so many fine cars than the weekend we were there last April.

Sex appeal increases when your body no longer has to deal with a winter season.

[ - ] con77 [op] 2 points 2 monthsMar 31, 2025 21:07:37 ago (+2/-0)

this woman was incredible