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My car stalled out last week

submitted by Storefront to Niggers 1 monthMar 31, 2025 18:19:22 ago (+9/-0)     (Niggers)

I drive a beater that I refuse to trade in because I just like the damn thing. Last week, the fairly new battery went from ok to kaput during a short trip. Thankfully it was around 9 in the morning on a bright but not too busy road. I call triple a, pushed it as far over to the side of the road as I could then sat inside while I waited. While pushing it, a nigger pulls up, jumps out. Offers to let me use his phone to call - I say I already did. He keeps referring to me as a damsal in distress and that I'm lucky he's there to help. Proceeds to not help in any way. I keep my distance and firmly let him know I'm good and just going to wait for the tow. He continues hovering, saying the damsal in distress thing and introducing himself by name imagining I'd give him mine. Keeps repeating that this will be his good deed for the day and that I shouldn't be nervous. Literally does nothing but stands by the side of the road babbling. Asks me if he can give me a ride somewhere. Asks me where I live. Starts getting agitated when I defer all these questions. Thankfully had my dog with me. She's a little gal but part beagle and has the capacity to sound much more vicious than she is. She was in the car going nuts at this guy, practically frothing at the mouth and sticker her snoot out the window crack. He finally leaves after I state politely but firmly many times that I'm good and will wait with my car. I breathe the biggest sigh of relief ever when he finally shrugs and goes away.

"Stress caused by niggers" should be a medically recognized diagnosis for whites.


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[ - ] Shotinthedark3 4 points 1 monthMar 31, 2025 18:34:34 ago (+4/-0)

There's no way a nigger knows what damsel means. So I'm guessing this never happened

[ - ] Fishsticksforever 3 points 1 monthMar 31, 2025 19:12:03 ago (+3/-0)

Do you look homosexual or are you a female?

[ - ] namefagsrgay 1 point 1 monthApr 1, 2025 11:04:10 ago (+1/-0)

Definitely homosexual.

[ - ] con77 3 points 1 monthMar 31, 2025 18:33:28 ago (+3/-0)

if you asked to be left alone it would scream that youre racist

[ - ] Storefront [op] 2 points 1 monthMar 31, 2025 19:50:21 ago (+2/-0)

Exactly the conundrum. Or he'd get out his cell phone and aggressively start calling me a Karen while I cowered in my car.

Extreme, Extreme nigger fatigue.

[ - ] inaminit 3 points 1 monthMar 31, 2025 18:32:20 ago (+4/-1)

Never leave home without some sort of weapon.

[ - ] con77 4 points 1 monthMar 31, 2025 18:34:10 ago (+4/-0)

or 3

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 1 point 1 monthApr 1, 2025 15:16:46 ago (+1/-0)

Never Relax
I would suggest you exercise your 2nd AMMENDMENT Right, and get training in using your sidearm of choice.

[ - ] __47__ 1 point 1 monthApr 1, 2025 13:30:15 ago (+1/-0)

Alternator?

[ - ] Storefront [op] 1 point 1 monthApr 1, 2025 16:09:12 ago (+1/-0)


bingo! $700 to replace they say.

[ - ] __47__ 1 point 1 monthApr 1, 2025 16:11:37 ago (+1/-0)

Ahh ffs. Know this sounds dumb and can't confirm but have heard if ya whack it a couple times with a hammer it shake up the iron fillings in it. Won't be permanent of course.

[ - ] __47__ 1 point 1 monthApr 1, 2025 13:29:53 ago (+1/-0)

I go by Vincent when I'm trying to be polite but don't wanna say my actual name.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 1 monthMar 31, 2025 21:05:05 ago (+3/-1)

Just say: "I'm waiting on my husband which is ironic because last night he tried to kill me. He's really jealous and unhinged and tried to shoot my in the head but i moved at the last moment and he missed and then just went and made himself a sammich and that was it. He should be here in a minute".

[ - ] namefagsrgay 1 point 1 monthApr 1, 2025 11:03:59 ago (+1/-0)

You have a broad dog and misspell damsel.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 1 monthMar 31, 2025 20:13:46 ago (+2/-0)

niggers ALL need rope, even that smart dude people quote a lot

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 2 points 1 monthMar 31, 2025 18:33:28 ago (+3/-1)

Oh gross, you're a girl?

[ - ] Storefront [op] 2 points 1 monthMar 31, 2025 20:19:11 ago (+2/-0)

sorry to disappoint Dangus.

[ - ] AmazingFlightLizard 2 points 1 monthApr 1, 2025 12:41:53 ago (+2/-0)

There are no girls on the internet.

And the internet is for porn.