Val Kilmer, Star of ‘Batman Forever,’ ‘Tombstone,’ 'Real Genius' Dies at 65 - Upgoat

That was an underrated classic. I saw that at the movie theater as kid. Me and my brother laughed our asses off. I saw it again about five years ago. Kinda cheesy but still pretty funny.

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 4 weeksApr 2, 2025 09:23:00 ago (+2/-0)

It’s a hilarious movie.

[ + ] Swej_Ehtsag

[ - ] Swej_Ehtsag 3 points 4 weeksApr 2, 2025 11:29:50 ago (+3/-0)

Literally, how lazy of a fucking article these kikes write.

[ - ] rhy 11 points 4 weeksApr 2, 2025 02:48:28 ago (+11/-0)

Willow is his best film. Also where he met his wife and mother of his two children, who later subjected them to terrible parental alienation. Probably shortening his life significantly.

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 3 points 4 weeksApr 2, 2025 09:33:02 ago (+4/-1)

Hey rhy, long time no see. I love Val but I think he was probably hard to live with. I think smoking shortened his life, not his wife.

[ + ] Love240

[ - ] Love240 0 points 4 weeksApr 2, 2025 14:53:44 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah, a woman would say that.

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena -1 points 4 weeksApr 2, 2025 16:28:41 ago (+0/-1)

Smoking causes lung cancer and copd. Not Joanne Whalley. Fact.

but my feels!!!

Not surprising from a faith-not-works feely-nigger like yourself.

[ + ] Love240

[ - ] Love240 0 points 4 weeksApr 2, 2025 17:06:41 ago (+0/-0)

but my feels!!!

That's exactly how you sound.

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 4 weeksApr 2, 2025 19:13:22 ago (+0/-0)

I know you are but what am i

Oh the high road. Well youve clearly made your case for male dignity 🤪

[ + ] Love240

[ - ] Love240 0 points 4 weeksApr 2, 2025 22:27:28 ago (+0/-0)

Completely oblivious to the irony of her screeching, she continues on.

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 4 weeksApr 2, 2025 23:42:10 ago (+0/-0)

So butt hurt he follows me everywhere.

[ + ] Love240

[ - ] Love240 0 points 4 weeksApr 2, 2025 22:29:07 ago (+0/-0)

I'm going to hell! Take that 'feely-nigger'

That's a weird flex, but okay.

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 4 weeksApr 2, 2025 23:40:49 ago (+0/-0)

Hell is fake and gay. Your next life is as worm poop.

[ + ] Love240

[ - ] Love240 0 points 4 weeksApr 3, 2025 00:45:29 ago (+0/-0)

The worm poop in my composting bin is probably having a better life than your next one will be.

[ + ] AmazingFlightLizard

[ - ] AmazingFlightLizard 1 point 4 weeksApr 2, 2025 06:44:32 ago (+1/-0)

She used to be gorgeous, too.

[ - ] bossman131 10 points 4 weeksApr 2, 2025 04:29:55 ago (+10/-0)

Well, if it isn't Johnny Ringo, I heard you were the fastest gun in the West. What do you say, Ringo? I'll be your Hucklebery.

[ + ] TheNoticing

[ - ] TheNoticing 6 points 4 weeksApr 2, 2025 10:47:16 ago (+6/-0)

Tombstone is a fucking great movie.

[ + ] Puller_of_Noses

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 1 point 4 weeksApr 2, 2025 09:52:26 ago (+1/-0)

You're so drunk you're probably seeing double.
That's alright, I have two guns. One for each of you.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 4 weeksApr 2, 2025 09:05:46 ago (+1/-0)

I know! Let's have a spelling contest!

[ - ] PostWallHelena 5 points 4 weeksApr 2, 2025 09:33:54 ago (+5/-0)

Started smoking at EIGHT. So sad. Fuck tobacco.

[ - ] oyveyo 6 points 4 weeksApr 2, 2025 03:40:54 ago (+6/-0)

65?

Man I'm starting to feel old.

[ + ] Master_B

[ - ] Master_B 3 points 4 weeksApr 2, 2025 07:25:43 ago (+3/-0)

He looked a bit older tbh.

[ + ] Spaceman84

[ - ] Spaceman84 3 points 4 weeksApr 2, 2025 11:32:15 ago (+3/-0)

He was in poor health for the past several years.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 5 points 4 weeksApr 2, 2025 08:08:37 ago (+5/-0)

Real Genius was my joint, but he was enjoyable in Tombstone for sure.

[ + ] Hoobeejoo

[ - ] Hoobeejoo 4 points 4 weeksApr 2, 2025 08:31:33 ago (+4/-0)

His Doc Holiday is legendary.

[ - ] fritz_maurentod 4 points 4 weeksApr 2, 2025 07:38:45 ago (+4/-0)

He ate too much pussy.

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 4 weeksApr 2, 2025 09:34:53 ago (+1/-0)

No I think it was related to his smoking.

[ - ] dingbat 3 points 4 weeksApr 2, 2025 11:41:10 ago (+3/-0)

My first movie star crush. What an outstandingly beautiful man! I genuinely feel bad for the suffering he went through. Watched his documentary a couple years ago and it was so good. RIP Val 😢

[ - ] Leveraction 3 points 4 weeksApr 2, 2025 11:40:35 ago (+3/-0)

Damn, really liked Val Kilmer in every movie he did. Rip my friend!

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 4 weeksApr 2, 2025 02:31:26 ago (+4/-1)

Fuck, hollywood kikes claimed another one.

[ + ] Sal_180

[ - ] Sal_180 0 points 4 weeksApr 2, 2025 04:10:49 ago (+0/-0)

He wasn't Jewish

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 4 points 4 weeksApr 2, 2025 04:38:15 ago (+4/-0)

Thanks for that, rabbi

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[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 4 weeksApr 2, 2025 16:31:08 ago (+1/-0)