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Public Restrooms

submitted by Trope to TellUpgoat 4 weeksApr 2, 2025 23:17:13 ago (+15/-0)     (TellUpgoat)

I don’t always walk into public restrooms and hear someone talking on the phone while shitting.

But when I do, it always sounds like a nigger.


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[ - ] Portmanure 0 points 4 weeksApr 2, 2025 23:20:11 ago (+0/-0)

Or it’s spanish more often, when I’ve stumbled on this oddity.

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 4 weeksApr 2, 2025 23:37:12 ago (+2/-1)

dreadful places. When I piddle in the urinal I try not to look and then end up splashing my feet!

[ - ] dirtywhiteboy 4 points 4 weeksApr 2, 2025 23:41:25 ago (+4/-0)

Did this faggot really just say piddle

[ - ] dulcima 1 point 4 weeksApr 2, 2025 23:48:12 ago (+1/-0)

My mum says piddle.

[ - ] dirtywhiteboy 0 points 4 weeksApr 2, 2025 23:49:08 ago (+0/-0)

I've only ever heard females say this. Are you saying Paul is a female?

[ - ] dulcima 2 points 4 weeksApr 2, 2025 23:51:16 ago (+2/-0)

He has feminine qualities.

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 4 weeksApr 3, 2025 12:28:49 ago (+0/-0)

Effeminate is your word

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 0 points 4 weeksApr 3, 2025 11:15:03 ago (+0/-0)

I've only ever used the word in one context: Had a bad mutt that came from an abusive home, and when she cowered she would piss on the spot. The problem got better but never fully went away. It eventually became only a few drops at a time, so the term "piddle" felt accurate. Never could get myself to like that dog, and she lived twice as long as my best ones. Lucky me.

[ - ] Trope [op] 0 points 4 weeksApr 2, 2025 23:52:17 ago (+0/-0)

I haven’t said piddle since high school.

It’s a silly word. I prefer the word wiz.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 0 points 4 weeksApr 3, 2025 04:21:58 ago (+0/-0)

Tinkle

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 4 weeksApr 3, 2025 12:28:03 ago (+0/-0)

Balls on his chin DEEP
Buwahahahahaha sheet Manz!

[ - ] Niggly_Puff 2 points 4 weeksApr 3, 2025 00:34:19 ago (+2/-0)

They're also the reason there's piss on the floor.

[ - ] 2Drunk 5 points 4 weeksApr 3, 2025 01:12:19 ago (+5/-0)

Well if its a public restroom you don't want to touch anything, just try not to spray the walls. After being a janitor for a few months prior to 2000, the woman's bathroom was always the worst.

[ - ] shitface9000 0 points 4 weeksApr 3, 2025 11:25:18 ago (+0/-0)

i believe it

[ - ] Bottled_Tears 3 points 4 weeksApr 3, 2025 07:17:33 ago (+3/-0)

Or Indians. They have no shame.