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I check my email everyday, hoping to see that my mother has croaked

submitted by TheOriginal1Icemonkey to TellUpgoat 4 weeksApr 3, 2025 18:16:06 ago (+7/-3)     (TellUpgoat)

I only communicate with my siblings via email. I hate talking on the phone and I don’t like them much.
I haven’t spoken to the cunt mother of mine for just over ten years. She’s 78, probably gonna live another twenty years, who knows.
I just want this chapter of my life to be over.
Ive already prepared a document through my attorney to inform the siblings that I wish to wash my hands of all responsibilities and inheritances from the trust. I’m the oldest and the trustee and I don’t give a fuck.
There’s about a million at stake, of which most is tied up in two houses. I don’t want either of them.
There’s four of us and I’m the only one out of the four who can navigate the trust and the courts and lawyers and such.
I just don’t want to and I don’t need the proceeds.
It’s gonna be funny when Claudia croaks and I sign myself off of the trust and these three idiot siblings of mine have to fight for the scraps.
Fuck em all.


19 comments block


[ - ] Gowithit 3 points 4 weeksApr 3, 2025 18:24:58 ago (+3/-0)

Fuckem all

You sound just like your mother.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 2 points 4 weeksApr 3, 2025 18:31:45 ago (+3/-1)

Fuck you.
Don’t you talk about my mother.

No, just kidding.
Fuck her.
Say all you want!
⚡️⚡️

[ - ] Trope 1 point 4 weeksApr 3, 2025 21:47:41 ago (+1/-0)

I was the administrator to my parents estate and it was a massive pain in the ass. Probate took 8 fucking years.

The family wants to hold onto the properties. So now that equity is tied up in a couple of houses I don’t care about.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 0 points 4 weeksApr 4, 2025 05:38:02 ago (+0/-0)

I asked my trust attorney what to do in this event, that I don’t want to deal with mom's shit. She told me when the time comes she’ll draft a letter to the three siblings and that will be that. The shitty thing is the siblings are all broke dick fucks and I’d end up buying them out of the house, which I grew up in. I don’t want it or anything in it. They can struggle over it.

[ - ] Looneyskiprooney 1 point 4 weeksApr 3, 2025 21:24:55 ago (+1/-0)

My story as well. Wasn't my coin . I'm the oldest of 4 . I could have wrote this.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 0 points 4 weeksApr 3, 2025 21:31:22 ago (+0/-0)

Isn’t that something. This is a commonality I’d like to chat about with you.

[ - ] puremadness 1 point 4 weeksApr 3, 2025 20:42:59 ago (+1/-0)

I just searched her name and obits everyday until one day... there it was.

She didn't have any fucking money.
You can send me yours, I won't let your sneaky siblings get it.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 0 points 4 weeksApr 3, 2025 21:19:07 ago (+0/-0)

Shit, I can buy and sell my mother's stupid ass all day long.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 0 points 4 weeksApr 4, 2025 05:40:28 ago (+0/-0)

How was that feeling? I mean, were you relieved?

[ - ] puremadness 1 point 3 weeksApr 6, 2025 13:03:03 ago (+1/-0)

Not really. She hasn't been able to abuse me in decades, so I was always safe from her.

It did feel nice to know she was "gone".

People who haven't lived with one wont understand, and shall think me the monster.
but I know, I was there, trust me, everyone on the whole planet is better off.
A tiny bit of the massive evil fell away.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 1 point 3 weeksApr 6, 2025 21:51:13 ago (+1/-0)

Exactly how I feel. I haven’t spoken to the wretched vagina that bore me for ten years. Therefore, she hasn’t been able to abuse me, just as you said. Imagine being 40 years old and still taking shit from the worst person in your life. Unfortunately, my father died and left her to us. However, fuck him too, because he never stopped her from doing her shit..

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 4 weeksApr 3, 2025 19:47:46 ago (+1/-0)

MUTHA... tell your kids not to look my way heh heh

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 1 point 4 weeksApr 3, 2025 21:20:20 ago (+1/-0)

Not to hear my words, what they mean what they say

[ - ] HelenHighwater 1 point 4 weeksApr 3, 2025 21:53:06 ago (+1/-0)

Not about to see your light.

[ - ] HelenHighwater 1 point 4 weeksApr 3, 2025 18:44:19 ago (+1/-0)

I kind of felt the same way when my father passed, I was close to him, though. His house needed a lot of work, and after his passing siblings were all like "Let's reno the house and sell it." (needed a lot of work)

I pissed them all off by asking why we didn't do this while he was alive, so he could enjoy the home. Why wait until he has passed? For the money?

Yeah, in the end I told them to knock themselves out, I wanted nothing, but wasn't going to contribute.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 0 points 4 weeksApr 3, 2025 21:21:58 ago (+0/-0)

That’s where I am. Her house is good, but I want nothing to do with it.

[ - ] Looneyskiprooney 0 points 4 weeksApr 3, 2025 21:26:34 ago (+0/-0)

Son of a bitch! This is way more common than I thought.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 4 weeksApr 3, 2025 18:40:52 ago (+1/-0)

EXCELLENT. Make those niggers fight tooth and nail for every napkin ring and soap dish.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 1 point 4 weeksApr 3, 2025 21:23:02 ago (+1/-0)

That’s the idea!