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Why did dangus divorce his wife if he is a gigachad sigmamale?

submitted by MrNiggoriumsBixNoodEmporium to AskDangus 2 monthsApr 5, 2025 16:02:26 ago (+13/-0)     (AskDangus)

Also, how the hell did he manage to get custody of his kids? Was his ex wife a crack whore?!


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[ - ] Gowithit 14 points 2 monthsApr 5, 2025 16:06:24 ago (+14/-0)

you should ask your date tonight what happened.

[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 2 monthsApr 5, 2025 16:21:47 ago (+2/-0)

Oh Man, my sides!

[ - ] Consensus_Reality 0 points 2 monthsApr 5, 2025 22:54:25 ago (+0/-0)

I don't think Dangus will be forthcoming with any particulars. He seems very stoic.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 5 points 2 monthsApr 5, 2025 17:54:54 ago (+5/-0)

Dungus is master of the 'cunt punt'. You wouldn't understand.

[ - ] Consensus_Reality 0 points 2 monthsApr 5, 2025 22:55:23 ago (+0/-0)

'cunt punt'

Is that when you kick them in the cunt and use them as a ski?

[ - ] prototype 4 points 2 monthsApr 5, 2025 17:47:06 ago (+4/-0)

He can't answer right now. He's busy tracing his jawline.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 2 points 2 monthsApr 5, 2025 19:01:15 ago (+2/-0)

It's called mewing ;)

[ - ] prototype 1 point 2 monthsApr 6, 2025 17:06:34 ago (+1/-0)

It's called mewing

ahaha, oh my fucking god, really? That shits hilarious.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 4 points 2 monthsApr 5, 2025 16:20:45 ago (+6/-2)

Betas CANNOT stop obsessing over me 😏

[ - ] prototype 0 points 2 monthsApr 7, 2025 04:22:04 ago (+0/-0)

They should call you General Dangus.

[ - ] __47__ 3 points 2 monthsApr 5, 2025 18:36:32 ago (+3/-0)

Here he comes again. What did your date go bad? FBI looking for ya over a murder? "I just hit her one time with my club!"

You have worn out my patience.

You are a beta male that instigates. You can't look a woman in the eyes but ya have time to trash talk a shit poster here?!

You are either IDF or a smooth brain fuck wit. Ya chronicle your daily life like we fucking care.

[ - ] the_old_ones 2 points 2 monthsApr 5, 2025 16:49:13 ago (+4/-2)

"his" kids

lol

the bull got her pregnant first.

[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 2 monthsApr 5, 2025 16:22:58 ago (+3/-1)

How did this fukin' guy get it's own "sub"?

[ - ] Oz5711 1 point 2 monthsApr 5, 2025 21:55:07 ago (+1/-0)

jesus christ, this is a thing now?

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 1 point 2 monthsApr 5, 2025 18:47:59 ago (+1/-0)

The second question is a good one, though. Almost no man can get custody of his children unless the woman’s actions were terrible and egregious.

[ - ] Consensus_Reality 1 point 2 monthsApr 5, 2025 23:01:19 ago (+1/-0)

Or she doesn't want the kids.

Also: I once knew a woman who gave custody of her three boys to her ex-husband because she thought they would grow up better being around him instead of her. Not because she was fucked-up; she simply thought her boys should be around a man. She let the guy have the house and she moved into an apartment. Her only condition was that she could see her boys anytime. The husband agreed to this arrangement, and it seemed to be working out fine.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 2 monthsApr 5, 2025 17:05:21 ago (+2/-1)

Doubt he married her. Only decent human beings would do that

[ - ] VitaminSieg 4 points 2 monthsApr 5, 2025 21:14:45 ago (+4/-0)

You've clearly never been married.

[ - ] Consensus_Reality 1 point 2 monthsApr 5, 2025 23:02:42 ago (+1/-0)

I'm leaning towards: Decent human beings don't get married.

[ - ] uvulectomy 0 points 2 monthsApr 5, 2025 18:22:59 ago (+1/-1)

inb4 "LOL my orbiters keep orbiting" and "stfu helena fucking retarded foid hole."

So predictable.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 1 point 2 monthsApr 5, 2025 22:40:07 ago (+1/-0)

Imagine being this jelly.

[ - ] Love240 -1 points 2 monthsApr 5, 2025 18:20:22 ago (+1/-2)

Taking orbiting to new heights, I see.

Earth is still flat, my guy.

[ - ] uvulectomy 2 points 2 monthsApr 5, 2025 20:21:41 ago (+2/-0)

sticking their ramblings in where nobody gives a shit. typical flerfer L.

[ - ] Love240 -1 points 2 monthsApr 6, 2025 00:32:26 ago (+0/-1)

'dangus', 'orbiting'

Guess you missed that, champ.