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Road Bandits Demanding Payment

submitted by Kozel to bears 2 monthsApr 9, 2025 03:47:19 ago (+31/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/prh5yl.mp4



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[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 5 points 2 monthsApr 9, 2025 06:35:45 ago (+5/-0)

"Jamie: Pull up the video of the two brown bear cubs panhandling on the road for food."

[ - ] Autismo 6 points 2 monthsApr 9, 2025 10:05:04 ago (+6/-0)

Joe Rogan: “Dude… look at these little bastards. They’re straight-up working the tourists. You ever think about how bears are like, one step away from people? I mean—if you gave that bear DMT, it would probably start a podcast.”

“I wonder what kind of gains that cub could get if you put it on a cycle. Like a low dose — TRT, maybe 150mg/week. Mix in a little HGH. Now you’ve got a jacked forest monster.”

“And you know that bear definitely eats clean. Salmon, berries, liver… primal as f***. That’s what Paul Saladino wants us all to do, right? Just bear-mode it.”

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 1 point 2 monthsApr 9, 2025 10:25:38 ago (+1/-0)

You know him well.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2 monthsApr 9, 2025 10:25:56 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 2 monthsApr 9, 2025 14:15:57 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Watcher 0 points 2 monthsApr 9, 2025 23:19:42 ago (+0/-0)

Noice!!

[ - ] PostWallHelena 3 points 2 monthsApr 9, 2025 08:39:52 ago (+3/-0)

He’s just training them to walk in to harms way. Wild animals should be left alone.

[ - ] prototype 2 points 2 monthsApr 9, 2025 06:16:51 ago (+2/-0)

A russian who sounds like hes scolding some bears and then feeding them.

I half-expected this would end in some sort of gore.

[ - ] Kozel [op] 9 points 2 monthsApr 9, 2025 07:10:57 ago (+9/-0)

He's saying that:

Oooh, again it is the Gayishniki (Road Police)
Now they will come and shake me down
Come to the drivers side
Good day, reason for my detention?
What's going on here? You have quotas to meet I see you are stopping everyone.
Lets make a deal, I give you cookies and proceed on my way. Deal?
Do not argue everyone gets a bribe
Why argue, little bears?
You are very good, big boys.
Take some more
Just do not argue
Well ok, good luck with the hunt cross-paws

[ - ] PostWallHelena 4 points 2 monthsApr 9, 2025 08:41:17 ago (+4/-0)

Cute. Thanks for the translation. He still shouldn’t feed bears.

[ - ] BloodyComet 2 points 2 monthsApr 9, 2025 16:56:44 ago (+2/-0)

Yo, this is fucked up. They're absolutely unafraid of both people and vehicles. This is so wrong. I hate seeing shit like this, ecosystems fucked up because people think it's cute to feed these guys.

Makes me think of Tim Treadwell (Grizzly Man, that faggot that got himself and his "girlfriend" eaten by bears)- he believed he was doing so much good for these bears and foxes. All he was doing was crossing that line that humanity has generally known never to cross. You don't interact with wild animals.

[ - ] ymihere 0 points 2 monthsApr 9, 2025 22:43:54 ago (+0/-0)

Duck that suit.. feed the bears and there will be more coming…scare them away so they don’t get in front of other drivers who aren’t so lucky

[ - ] Dingo 0 points 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 01:21:17 ago (+0/-0)

The person feeding the bears is a total fucking retard.