Because she never stops, even when it is blindingly apparent to everyone else that she should.
You can practically watch the stupid walking across her forehead like the news chyron on cnn. Like some perverted mexican mirror of Erised, she displays only her desires, while providing nothing of truth, knowledge, or wisdom.
If she ever stops talking she would forget which hole to put food in and starve to death.
The reason they never let her out during rainstorms is that, like the old myth about chickens, she would become hypnotized by the rain, stand there looking up with her mouth hanging open, and drown.
[ + ] BulletStopper
[ - ] BulletStopper 1 point 3 weeksApr 9, 2025 12:21:40 ago (+1/-0)
Because she never stops, even when it is blindingly apparent to everyone else that she should.
You can practically watch the stupid walking across her forehead like the news chyron on cnn.
Like some perverted mexican mirror of Erised, she displays only her desires, while providing nothing of truth, knowledge, or wisdom.
If she ever stops talking she would forget which hole to put food in and starve to death.
The reason they never let her out during rainstorms is that, like the old myth about chickens, she would become hypnotized by the rain, stand there looking up with her mouth hanging open, and drown.
[ + ] FreeinTX
[ - ] FreeinTX 1 point 3 weeksApr 9, 2025 07:40:55 ago (+2/-1)
[ + ] lastlist
[ - ] lastlist 0 points 3 weeksApr 9, 2025 23:21:58 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] xmasskull
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[ + ] SteppingRazor
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[ + ] big_fat_dangus
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