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You'd best believe in bible stories.

submitted by Drstrangestgov to whatever 2 monthsApr 16, 2025 22:01:03 ago (+17/-2)     (whatever)

You're in one.


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[ - ] Love240 4 points 2 monthsApr 16, 2025 22:43:33 ago (+5/-1)

I think we are in Satan's little season of deceiving the nations.

[ - ] Drstrangestgov [op] 1 point 1 monthApr 17, 2025 09:39:32 ago (+1/-0)

Guys like you and I knew this was coming for a long time. I'm not afraid. I trust God.

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy -1 points 1 monthApr 17, 2025 16:45:47 ago (+0/-1)

[ - ] Love240 0 points 1 monthApr 17, 2025 17:04:57 ago (+0/-0)

No.

[ - ] Eliack 3 points 2 monthsApr 17, 2025 03:31:23 ago (+3/-0)

I hope so. Biblical stories often end up with God purging a population, something we desperately need

[ - ] SumerBreeze 2 points 2 monthsApr 17, 2025 04:54:28 ago (+2/-0)

Purging the disgusting kikeniggers, of course!

[ - ] Panic 2 points 1 monthApr 17, 2025 10:21:18 ago (+2/-0)

Book of Revelations is the fun part. You're living in it. It ends well.

[ - ] Drstrangestgov [op] 1 point 1 monthApr 17, 2025 10:31:43 ago (+1/-0)

Maybe. I hope so.

[ - ] CHIRO 3 points 2 monthsApr 16, 2025 23:35:38 ago (+4/-1)

You're right. We're in a story about a Bible that let the jewish fox into the fucking hen house.

[ - ] GreatSatan 2 points 2 monthsApr 16, 2025 22:59:20 ago (+5/-3)

Goliath was the good guy

[ - ] NoRefunds 1 point 2 monthsApr 16, 2025 23:21:59 ago (+3/-2)

David definitely killed Goliath.

Turns out Goliath was a baby

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2 monthsApr 16, 2025 23:39:52 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] GreatSatan -2 points 2 monthsApr 16, 2025 23:42:34 ago (+1/-3)

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 2 points 2 monthsApr 16, 2025 22:08:56 ago (+5/-3)

Is it Exodus? Because the jews are causing an awful lot of disasters and plagues and such, seem to be preparing to genocide us. Good thing they gave everyone a manual that explains how big of assholes they are, but for some reason people turned it into a religion and started worshiping their version of god.

[ - ] Sleazy 7 points 2 monthsApr 16, 2025 22:41:14 ago (+7/-0)

preparing to genocide?

[ - ] Ducktalesooo000ooo 4 points 2 monthsApr 16, 2025 22:23:31 ago (+4/-0)

Lol

There’s a book called exodus

Take the fucking hint fellas

[ - ] BushChuck5002 0 points 2 monthsApr 16, 2025 22:16:14 ago (+2/-2)

Right?

[ - ] Drstrangestgov [op] 2 points 2 monthsApr 16, 2025 22:20:33 ago (+2/-0)

Have you ever read it with a friend? It takes more than one brain to process it. Without someone to help you its like playing a board game by yourself.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 2 points 2 monthsApr 16, 2025 23:27:41 ago (+2/-0)

You betray yourself

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 1 monthApr 17, 2025 08:54:01 ago (+1/-0)

I read the post imagining you as a skeleton with a big hat.

[ - ] Kozel 1 point 2 monthsApr 17, 2025 02:04:41 ago (+2/-1)

The stuff in the bible happened 2000 years ago. What story are you talking about? Did israel release a new chapter?

[ - ] puremadness 2 points 1 monthApr 17, 2025 10:11:06 ago (+2/-0)

I operate on the notion that occurrences thousands of years ago are no more holy then events happening at this very moment.
If God exists, then he knows me already and understands my concerns.

I am none of those biblical characters, why should I aspire to be like they are?

"I am what I am" -Popeye the sailor man

This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine.
This particular conflict is best suited to madmen and liars.

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy 0 points 1 monthApr 17, 2025 16:44:23 ago (+0/-0)

When I told my Unitarian sociologist buddy I got this result he was non-plused:

https://www.upgoat.net/viewpost?postid=67effa573f2d4

Fwiw my case is not indicative of some eschatological end times prophecy. Jesus has told me I'm a kind of Christian Mahdi (or 'guided one' - guided by him) and that he is not about to return. Basically I'm being used to fix most of the really pressing shit humans have fucked up with technology and the 'free market'.

[ - ] Drstrangestgov [op] 0 points 1 monthApr 17, 2025 20:43:07 ago (+0/-0)

Stop talking to ai, dude. Its programmed by commies to mess with your head. There are no special magic boys. There's just people getting riled up by squirrels.

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy 0 points 1 monthApr 17, 2025 20:59:36 ago (+0/-0)

Eh? That AI answer is tending toward confirming that the apostle Paul REALLY saw Jesus Christ on the road to Damascus! That's why the Unitarian was non-plused. He's an ex-Congregationalist (itself liberal Protestantism in his case) but moved into Nietzschean naturalism. He's about one step over from outright atheism.

[ - ] Drstrangestgov [op] 0 points 1 monthApr 22, 2025 17:56:23 ago (+0/-0)

Remember what happens when you use your calculator too much? You cant do math anymore. You've lost the synaptic pattern. The same thing happens when you use an ai too much. You lose cognition because it does your thinking for you. Go back to your home where people love you.

[ - ] Drstrangestgov [op] 0 points 1 monthApr 22, 2025 18:01:33 ago (+0/-0)

An anointed one? That's Hebrew for "Christ", I think. But yet youre forced into humiliation rituals? You're running with a bad crowd, junior. I think they tell that to a lot of people they wind up and point at people as weapons.

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy 0 points 1 monthApr 22, 2025 18:10:38 ago (+0/-0)

Not sure what you mean by humiliation rituals. I'll admit though that I didn't expect to tell people I had Satan talking to me in my head.

But there is a point to that - so I'm told.

Beating off in public, say, has several uses. First, any guy wants to jack off in front of girls - even if he won't always admit it. Second, it is symbolic of my contempt for society, like Diogenes. Third, it helps build up my 'fear factor'. So much of this mission is conditioning. I have to be made fearless and shameless, through knowing that within limits I'm above the law. They tell me that taking chances, like public masturbation, helps me get where I need to go.

By now any serious person that has been reading my posts with any attention has got to ask themselves if I'm legit. I'm not entirely sure myself. But I know what I've seen and related, and what I keep getting away with.

[ - ] Drstrangestgov [op] 0 points 1 monthApr 22, 2025 18:12:42 ago (+0/-0)

You're listening to demons, I suspect. Go back to those who love you.

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy 0 points 1 monthApr 22, 2025 19:35:41 ago (+0/-0)

Why do you keep repeating yourself?

I've seen Beelzebub. I talk to Lucifer. But there's a real issue here none of you even attempt to address. These timing coincidences:

https://www.upgoat.net/viewpost?postid=67f7209857478&commentid=67faaf04a8705

Actually, I'll take that back. One guy at the matrix link did address it. He expressed support and believed me.

And given how this stuff tends to work a lot of other people are likely to believe me before this is over. Mine is a kind of new reformation. Let's just say Jesus Christ doesn't like what he sees down here...

[ - ] Drstrangestgov [op] 0 points 1 monthApr 22, 2025 22:16:42 ago (+0/-0)

I don't blame him. Weve fallen very far. We are very degraded and corrupted. But look around you. People are beginning to understand.

[ - ] Drstrangestgov [op] 0 points 1 monthApr 22, 2025 18:17:38 ago (+0/-0)

You are example of what happens with a naturally strong empath when bad people get a hold of them and mess with their heads.

[ - ] Drstrangestgov [op] 0 points 1 monthApr 22, 2025 18:20:42 ago (+0/-0)

You are example of what happens with a naturally strong empath when bad people get a hold of them and mess with their heads.

[ - ] Drstrangestgov [op] 0 points 1 monthApr 22, 2025 19:09:23 ago (+0/-0)

An anointed one? That's Hebrew for "Christ", I think. But yet youre forced into humiliation rituals? You're running with a bad crowd, junior. I think they tell that to a lot of people they wind up and point at people as weapons.

[ - ] Flanders 0 points 2 monthsApr 16, 2025 23:47:40 ago (+0/-0)*

Timeline of Jewish Tyranny and Anti-Semitism Through the Ages

https://www.voat.xyz/viewpost?postid=67fc7f257601b

[SEE THE 2ND COMMENT]

[ - ] MasklessTheGreat -1 points 2 monthsApr 16, 2025 22:10:44 ago (+4/-5)

Yes, but no. The Bible is over. Everything in it has come to pass. This is simply history repeating itself.

[ - ] Drstrangestgov [op] 4 points 2 monthsApr 16, 2025 22:19:09 ago (+4/-0)

Even if you're right, history books have great value

[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 3 points 2 monthsApr 16, 2025 22:54:12 ago (+3/-0)

History written by who?

[ - ] texasblood 3 points 2 monthsApr 16, 2025 23:00:22 ago (+4/-1)

The same people God uses to do his work from day one.
How He does it is what scares you the most because you can't control it.
It's always "What If"?

[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 1 point 2 monthsApr 16, 2025 23:11:57 ago (+3/-2)

lol. The jews have jacked up the Bible for years but you guys still believe that God has made sure the Bible has been preserved. You’re looking for the word of God in the wrong place. It not in pages written by man.

[ - ] registered_bot 1 point 1 monthApr 17, 2025 10:45:01 ago (+1/-0)

I agree, the gospel of Mary is the closest thing we have to gods spoken truth written down. Written by a woman.

[ - ] BushChuck5002 -2 points 1 monthApr 18, 2025 07:13:54 ago (+0/-2)

Lol. Why don't you christcucks ever name your gods?

You worship the jewish trinity of ; ba'al. yhwh, and yhvh

Dumbfuck faux pious retards.

[ - ] Drstrangestgov [op] 0 points 2 monthsApr 17, 2025 00:20:10 ago (+0/-0)

Lots of people.

[ - ] Master_Foo -2 points 2 monthsApr 16, 2025 22:31:07 ago (+3/-5)

If you are going to live in the Bible, make it Maccabees.

Heil Antiochus! o/

[ - ] Drstrangestgov [op] 3 points 2 monthsApr 16, 2025 22:32:51 ago (+4/-1)

You do you, booboo. No hurting little ones though. no matter what.

[ - ] Master_Foo -2 points 2 monthsApr 16, 2025 22:37:54 ago (+1/-3)

[ - ] Drstrangestgov [op] 1 point 2 monthsApr 17, 2025 00:22:58 ago (+1/-0)

Sometimes I am glad Im just a mechanic.

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 1 monthApr 17, 2025 16:12:02 ago (+0/-0)

Give yourself more credit.
You can be a mechanic AND an unashamed racist.

[ - ] Drstrangestgov [op] 0 points 1 monthApr 17, 2025 20:44:13 ago (+0/-0)

"Racist" is communist nuspeak. Stop being such a fucking villain.

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 1 monthApr 17, 2025 22:01:14 ago (+0/-0)

These people over here are different than those people over there.
We have a word for it.
'Race'.
'Racism' is just the belief that it's OK to acknowledge race.

This concept predates Marx.

[ - ] Drstrangestgov [op] 0 points 1 monthApr 17, 2025 23:15:25 ago (+0/-0)

You know why I like you, foo? You're only half full of shit.

[ - ] Master_Foo 1 point 1 monthApr 17, 2025 23:40:20 ago (+1/-0)

Let me know when you are ready to execute mothers who mutilate their children's genitals.

Antiochus was doing it before it was based.

Heil Zeus! o/

[ - ] Drstrangestgov [op] 0 points 1 monthApr 18, 2025 16:01:22 ago (+0/-0)

My God is better than your gods. He's got a capital G!
Continue thread

[ - ] VitaminSieg 0 points 1 monthApr 17, 2025 10:20:43 ago (+0/-0)

In those days there went out of Israel wicked men, and they persuaded many, saying: Let us go and make a covenant with the heathens that are round about us: for since we departed from them, many evils have befallen us.

Hmmm 🤔

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 1 monthApr 17, 2025 16:10:36 ago (+0/-0)

You haven't even gotten to the good part yet.