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How not to weld a fuel tank... No Darwin award today, Jesus died for his retardation.

submitted by Rotteuxx to Welding 1 weekApr 18, 2025 20:00:43 ago (+29/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/o1ovsh.mp4

Fuel still in tank... can be OK. Grey zone.

No constant argon flow into the tank... can be OK if you put rags in every hole, never a plug or cap.

Welding on top (flat hand) with an obvious air pocket full of fumes & residue on the surface inside... complete & total retardation.

He's actually lucky it was at least half full, it limited the amount of fumes inside.


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[ - ] RMGoetbbels 11 points 1 weekApr 18, 2025 20:54:25 ago (+11/-0)

Dude, he's awesome. He turned that 60 gallon tank into a 62 gallon.

GENIUS.

[ - ] Rotteuxx [op] 4 points 1 weekApr 18, 2025 21:50:22 ago (+4/-0)

There's a charcoal filter on my genset because fuck california, when it clogged, my 5 gallon fuel tank gained a quart in capacity... then I caught on, lol

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 1 weekApr 18, 2025 21:54:32 ago (+0/-0)

"Caught on"= dumb ass

lol ahahahahahhhahhahha!

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 6 points 1 weekApr 18, 2025 22:33:10 ago (+6/-0)

He's actually lucky it was at least half full, it limited the amount of fumes inside.

Exactly. Just imagine if he had x2 the amount of fuel vapor waiting for him. That tank wouldn't have been strong enough to contain the pressure... and then all of that flaming fuel would have been covering him, and everything in that shop.

[ - ] ZZ11YY22 2 points 1 weekApr 19, 2025 13:31:49 ago (+2/-0)

Why do those spics look shady and weird? Can those 'people' just act normal and not like roaches? Arabs have the exact same body language.

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 1 weekApr 20, 2025 00:02:35 ago (+1/-0)

How not to weld a fuel tank

Myself.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 1 weekApr 18, 2025 22:17:07 ago (+2/-0)*

I always just pulled them, filt them with augwa and welded away. I have welded a couple still on the vehicle with gas but was half drunk. Are you a "gas tank half empty? Or a gas tank half full" kinda feller?

[ - ] Rotteuxx [op] 6 points 1 weekApr 18, 2025 22:30:53 ago (+6/-0)

I'm a F.U. drain it and take it off the truck kinda guy :)

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 5 points 1 weekApr 18, 2025 22:41:05 ago (+5/-0)

That's a good-alive kind of guy to be.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 1 point 1 weekApr 19, 2025 08:07:34 ago (+1/-0)

That's some first rate dumbassery right there

[ - ] Storefront 1 point 1 weekApr 18, 2025 23:30:20 ago (+1/-0)

Is this what men do when women aren't looking?

[ - ] Rotteuxx [op] 5 points 1 weekApr 19, 2025 05:44:46 ago (+5/-0)

In this case, it's because other men were looking and Todd had much to prove.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1 weekApr 19, 2025 09:51:50 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Clueless_Enigma 1 point 1 weekApr 18, 2025 22:17:47 ago (+1/-0)

About as good as the guy who wanted to tack chain to the Argon Tank.

I really wish that was a joke, but windows aint gonna lick themselves.

[ - ] Rotteuxx [op] 1 point 1 weekApr 18, 2025 22:31:37 ago (+1/-0)

the guy who wanted to tack chain to the Argon Tank.

Need sauce on that!

[ - ] Clueless_Enigma 2 points 1 weekApr 19, 2025 05:27:27 ago (+2/-0)

Alas, that sauce is Anecdotal from witnessing first hand the glorious adventures of Cleetus the Amazon Welder...

You know the kind of folks that have 2 braincells fighting over third place? This guy would wish he had the second braincell if the first weren't so busy with remembering to breathe... he got banned from the heavy equipment after someone witnessed him sticking his finger in the chuck of a Hardinge while bracing himself on the activation button.

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 1 weekApr 19, 2025 10:32:08 ago (+0/-0)

Too bad he lived.

[ - ] deleted -2 points 1 weekApr 18, 2025 21:40:16 ago (+1/-3)

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[ - ] NeverHappened 2 points 1 weekApr 18, 2025 23:02:17 ago (+2/-0)

Feels too blasphemous to upvote but I was entertained by your comment.

[ - ] GreenSaint 1 point 1 weekApr 20, 2025 04:35:04 ago (+1/-0)

I was drunk I shouldn’t say that. Round about last September I kept making jokes that I wish I would get sick: just a little sick so I didn’t have to go to work. I then proceeded to get strep throat. Then idk what happened I didn’t know it was strep for a couple weeks. It wrecked me. Even now in April I still get sinus problems and I think it all came from the strep. I think god told me to fuck around and find out. Yea…… I’m gonna delete my comment for he gets me again

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey -1 points 1 weekApr 19, 2025 01:11:54 ago (+0/-1)

Don’t e a faggot, upvoat. What are you, scared of saying some bad against god thingies?

[ - ] NeverHappened 0 points 1 weekApr 19, 2025 11:13:52 ago (+0/-0)

I guess so lol.

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 1 weekApr 19, 2025 10:34:48 ago (+0/-0)

Average IQ was higher when people were responsible for keeping their own selves alive.