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Why does Jeff Bezos have one weird eye? Is it a robot camera?

submitted by Crackinjokes to AskUpgoat 6 daysApr 24, 2025 21:18:19 ago (+1/-0)     (AskUpgoat)



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[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 6 daysApr 24, 2025 23:47:29 ago (+1/-0)

Probably a goddamned jew alien. These fuckers are showing themselves now. They think they've won and we haven't even gotten the Monopoly board out yet. I'm the man on the horse-btw.

[ - ] Spaceman84 1 point 6 daysApr 24, 2025 23:07:32 ago (+1/-0)

Q perdicted this PATRIORT.

[ - ] WNwoman 1 point 6 daysApr 24, 2025 22:54:05 ago (+1/-0)

Just ugly.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 6 daysApr 24, 2025 21:27:21 ago (+1/-0)

Lizard person.

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 0 points 5 daysApr 25, 2025 03:54:46 ago (+0/-0)

You've got it backwards. The good eye is the robotic one

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 6 daysApr 24, 2025 22:43:20 ago (+0/-0)

AIDS eye.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 6 daysApr 24, 2025 22:18:15 ago (+0/-0)

He is a cyborg

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 6 daysApr 24, 2025 21:56:08 ago (+0/-0)

L.E.S.

[ - ] Conspirologist -1 points 5 daysApr 25, 2025 00:34:03 ago (+0/-1)

He is a degenerate, like Musk. This is not a coincidence that they are said to be the richies people on Earth and are both degenerates.