This Is Like a Bullshit Story a Nigger Tells In Front of Bodega: "And Then, After I Fucked Beyonce, I Slapped That Shit Out Of a Lion." - Upgoat

This Is Like a Bullshit Story a Nigger Tells In Front of Bodega: "And Then, After I Fucked Beyonce, I Slapped That Shit Out Of a Lion."
submitted by TheBigGuyFromQueens to Nature 4 daysApr 27, 2025 01:00:55 ago (+11/-0) (www.youtube.com)
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ORJU3lc_vUY

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 3 daysApr 27, 2025 11:03:34 ago (+2/-0)

did kanye slap a lion after sucking his cousins dick? did usher slap a lion after sucking many dicks? all rappers are gay. Literally.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 1 point 4 daysApr 27, 2025 01:03:54 ago (+2/-1)

"And Then, After I Fucked Beyonce, I Slapped That Shit Out Of a Lion."

Sounds like a story @bushchuck5002 would make up.

[ - ] BushChuck5002 0 points 3 daysApr 27, 2025 09:02:46 ago (+2/-2)

Sure it does, kikefag.

One of us certainly has a history of making shit up, and never proving it. Eh, fatty kikeshoes?

Rent Free™.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 3 daysApr 27, 2025 09:26:17 ago (+1/-1)

Yes, you do. Cry harder bald cuck 😏

[ - ] BushChuck5002 0 points 2 daysApr 28, 2025 07:42:06 ago (+2/-2)

Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!

What a faggot.

Muh bald cuckoldry, though! The very height of (dim)wit!

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 2 daysApr 28, 2025 07:45:26 ago (+0/-0)

70 IQ dropout copes.

[ - ] BushChuck5002 0 points 1 dayApr 29, 2025 09:15:22 ago (+0/-0)

Sitting in a classroom for 20 years = intelligent

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! Tell us another one, wage walrus!

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 1 dayApr 29, 2025 09:30:27 ago (+0/-0)

Bald beta boomer bitch been buck broke.

[ - ] BushChuck5002 -1 points 1 dayApr 29, 2025 09:32:36 ago (+0/-1)

Proof that niggers can alliterate, folks.

That 20 years of sitting still in classroom really paid off, eh wage walrus?

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 1 dayApr 29, 2025 13:02:44 ago (+0/-0)

Cry harder bald cuck

[ - ] BushChuck5002 0 points 1 dayApr 29, 2025 09:14:27 ago (+0/-0)

lolfag's gotta lolfag, eh bros?

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 1 dayApr 29, 2025 09:29:07 ago (+0/-0)

Cry more bald cuck 😏

[ - ] BushChuck5002 -1 points 1 dayApr 29, 2025 09:32:53 ago (+0/-1)

And lolfag he will.

[ - ] BushChuck5002 -1 points 1 dayApr 29, 2025 09:32:58 ago (+0/-1)

And lolfag he will.

[ - ] BushChuck5002 -1 points 1 dayApr 29, 2025 09:33:00 ago (+0/-1)

And lolfag he will.