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So I'm riding along a back road and stop at a wide spot. Got of my bike to check something and all hell broke loose. Fucking bullets started spraying all around me. It sounded like a western movie with all the ricochets and I could hear other bullets streaming through the tree leaves. I hit the deck in case I need to return fire. I hollered "wtf you doing dumbass!!??". Then the shooting stopped. I walked up the road a piece and out in the backyard was some yuppie transplant holding a rifle. I asked him if he knew where his bullets were going. He looked like a stupid fuck. I told him not only were they going through the forest towards houses that some of them are going across the road and that he almost shot me. I told him out here people shoot back. I said I should call the law on your dumb ass and then told him he needs to be mindful of where his bullets are going before he hurts or kilts someone.

The universe constantly throws shit at me and IDK why. I'm a nice guy. A beautiful guy.