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A man's teenage daughter is acting up, so he takes her into the back room and pumps a load in her. As she leaves the room, wobbling, he then tells her to take out the trash.

submitted by YourSJWNightmare to Jokes 14 hoursApr 30, 2025 06:06:17 ago (+1/-13)     (Jokes)

She sighs and says "I guess I'm just a cum dumpster now."


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[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 7 hoursApr 30, 2025 12:50:19 ago (+1/-0)

YOU need help.

[ - ] HelenHighwater 0 points 2 hoursApr 30, 2025 17:34:51 ago (+0/-0)

This isn't even remotely funny. It is stupid. Here, I will post an incest joke that might be funny.

A teenage girl wants to go on a date that evening, so she asks her father to use the car.

"Sure you can use the car," he says.

"Really?" she asks, cautious as to why it is so easy.

"Yes," the father replies, "But you will need to give me a blowjob for it"

The daughter was disgusted, but really wants to go out on the date. She finally agrees to just get it over with.

She kneels in front of him and he drops his pants, after a few seconds she screams "OMG, that tastes like SHIT!!"

The father thinks for a minute and then says "Oh, sorry. I just remembered your brother borrowed the car tonight"

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 2 hoursApr 30, 2025 17:38:24 ago (+0/-0)

@yoursjwnightmare

Now this makes sense you stupid can't tell a joke fuck.

[ - ] FreeinTX 0 points 13 hoursApr 30, 2025 06:46:20 ago (+0/-0)

Didn't you already post this?