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Pulse check @con77

submitted by bobdole9 to MissingGoats 15 hoursApr 30, 2025 08:17:24 ago (+12/-0)     (MissingGoats)

I know he wanted to go paddleboarding...hope he didn't end up as food.


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[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 5 hoursApr 30, 2025 18:10:30 ago (+0/-0)

Hopefully he took all lame boomer memes to the grave with him.

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 10 hoursApr 30, 2025 12:26:46 ago (+1/-0)

He might be busy working OT to buy groceries.

[ - ] NoRefunds 1 point 10 hoursApr 30, 2025 13:03:26 ago (+1/-0)

probably just on vacation away from all tech

[ - ] Trope 1 point 5 hoursApr 30, 2025 18:15:10 ago (+1/-0)

Con never said much about his diet or if he smoked. I would guess pulmonary embolism resulting from calcification of the arterial walls due to insufficient magnesium supplementation.

Can happen to any one of us. It’s not in the food supply or soil, my dudes. Supplement.

[ - ] bobdole9 [op] 1 point 4 hoursApr 30, 2025 18:44:47 ago (+1/-0)

magnesium supplementation

Any brands or products you'd recommend?

[ - ] Trope 1 point 2 hoursApr 30, 2025 21:05:20 ago (+1/-0)

I would just source whatever you can most easily find.

Magnesium glycinate.

Magnesium gives some people diarrhea. Keep that in mind.

I take 800mg a day of glycinate. 200mg of citrate before bed.

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 10 hoursApr 30, 2025 12:56:01 ago (+2/-0)

He may have gone bowling.

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 3 hoursApr 30, 2025 20:10:09 ago (+1/-0)

alone

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 3 hoursApr 30, 2025 20:20:14 ago (+1/-0)

Fuck, that is the saddest thing.

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 3 hoursApr 30, 2025 20:21:13 ago (+1/-0)

Bowling Alone: The Collapse and Revival of American Community is a 2000 nonfiction book by Robert D. Putnam. It was developed from his 1995 essay entitled "Bowling Alone: America's Declining Social Capital". Putnam surveys the decline of social capital in the United States

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 2 hoursApr 30, 2025 21:20:55 ago (+1/-0)

Indeed. Sounds like another illustration of demoralization in our society.

[ - ] GrayDragon 2 points 8 hoursApr 30, 2025 14:55:51 ago (+2/-0)

@con77 Trump needs your signs!

grin

E: And sorry for arresting you. The anti-Israel shit had to stop. No big deal.

[ - ] paul_neri 2 points 3 hoursApr 30, 2025 20:09:46 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] Trope 2 points 2 hoursApr 30, 2025 21:09:02 ago (+2/-0)

Yup, I remember that photo.

Who else’s photo did you save, Paulie?

[ - ] bobdole9 [op] 0 points 1 hourApr 30, 2025 21:26:01 ago (+0/-0)

Asking the important questions.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 4 minutesApr 30, 2025 23:19:48 ago (+0/-0)

Dude. It ain't personal, just...business!

GreatSatan aka Trumpman1488. There is more.

https://img.gvid.tv/i/3grBSpxs.jpg

[ - ] racerxist 3 points 14 hoursApr 30, 2025 08:51:08 ago (+3/-0)

the ol seadog better have his waterproof gat with,snakes and gators ya know.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 7 points 12 hoursApr 30, 2025 11:11:45 ago (+7/-0)

He's probably holed up with a big fat girl somewhere

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 2 points 4 hoursApr 30, 2025 19:12:08 ago (+2/-0)

^^^ This is the answer.

BEEG.